Transportation: Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror...

By trafficfail - 01/06/2011 16:43

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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By scarlet5000 - 26/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashes into me from behind. I get out of my car and tell him that I'm going to call the cops. He then asks me if we can move to a corner because we're blocking the way, so then get back in to move. I look in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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volley4eva1698 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 22:52

Old people shouldn't drive

greenset001 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 22:53

they kill people

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khaya 9

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:14

He must have been using them the wrong way round.

demetrius19 7

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:29

Was that funny???

GabbyCharityM 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:33

He was probably looking through the wrong side of the binoculars.. The one that makes you see far away, not up close.

eminemchick 19

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:39

the old man was probably herbert...

ThisGi 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:40

it's ok I'm flying a kite on a rainbow while riding a magical unicorn

griffindragon97 3

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:43

haha fyl you need to sew him

HahaYDI 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:49

You should "sew" your English teacher.

TylersMB 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 5:18

haha. wow.

Shyboy333 10

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:47

did you recieve compensation?

covertsnake 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:57

sue that old turd

TKrisha_fml 5

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:18

Why is he still driving

thisdue1775 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:20

you don't know what a real FML is

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