Today, as I was creeping on social media, I realized that literally everyone I've ever dated is either happily married, engaged, or in a relationship. My last date was at the beginning of the summer. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML
Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Today, the last of my college friends is getting married and now I'm the last single one. Don't worry though, if one ever gets a divorce we can hang out again. FML
Today, I found out that the last girl from my graduating high school class is engaged to her boyfriend. I'm now the only guy from high school who's still single and I'm not even 30 yet. FML
Today, like every day, I scrolled through my social media feeds, seeing happy couples, people buying houses and landing their dream jobs. I, on the other hand, am a single 23 year-old man in a dead end job, who still lives with his parents. FML
Today, I realized that every other targeted ad I see is for some sort of dating app. I've been single on and off for 5 years now, and it's starting to get to me. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
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Top comments
Lalala579121 28
No dates in 3 or 4 months? Wow, you really have it tough. /sarcasm
sarah5745 41
Who cares? Sometimes it's more fun to be single, embrace it :)
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Comments (57)
migmit 11
Would you date me? It seems to work really well.
trucker2 33
Single is like having your cake...and eating in to. It is awesome. Embrace it. Don't whine over a couple of months in a rut, or dry spell, use it to work on your game.
guii_fml 24
I havent had a date in 4 years
jude_iscariot 7
That's my life, too. Except I'm not single, but all of my ex's are married. It makes me feel weird.
iheartstupid 4
Lol I've been single for 3.5 years now so I have no sympathy for you.
Anubis95_fml 10
Quit creepin...
crandel 11
You haven't had a date since June? Oh, no! Well, that's a clear sign you'll never have a date again; you may as well move to the woods and live alone as a hermit for the rest of your life. Seeking further human interaction is just a waste of your time.
bobjope 17
My last date was never so suck it up bitch.
lostinareverie 21
Still doing better than me! Besides time to yourself can be wonderful and helps you gain perspective.
ChangingLane 2
Praise yourself lucky. After reading your FML, I did some creeping myself. Turns out, all my ex-dates and ex-girlfriends where either a teenage mom, or are currently addicted to drugs or mentally ill.