Today, as I was creeping on social media, I realized that literally everyone I've ever dated is either happily married, engaged, or in a relationship. My last date was at the beginning of the summer. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML
Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Today, the last of my college friends is getting married and now I'm the last single one. Don't worry though, if one ever gets a divorce we can hang out again. FML
Today, I found out that the last girl from my graduating high school class is engaged to her boyfriend. I'm now the only guy from high school who's still single and I'm not even 30 yet. FML
Today, like every day, I scrolled through my social media feeds, seeing happy couples, people buying houses and landing their dream jobs. I, on the other hand, am a single 23 year-old man in a dead end job, who still lives with his parents. FML
Today, I realized that every other targeted ad I see is for some sort of dating app. I've been single on and off for 5 years now, and it's starting to get to me. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
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Top comments
Lalala579121 28
No dates in 3 or 4 months? Wow, you really have it tough. /sarcasm
sarah5745 41
Who cares? Sometimes it's more fun to be single, embrace it :)
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Comments (57)
ssnow_fml 20
haha try not having a date in 4 years. when you hit that mark then come complain to me.
radiocaf 29
Isn't there a movie where everyone wants to date the main character because it always helps them meet the guy of their dreams? isn't it Good Luck Chuck or something?
Raze_Roze 7
Are you me? We even live in the same state.
dyscomonkee 12
Why are you stalking your ex bfs or gfs. That's weird. Do you think you're Adelle?
FragMatik_fml 12
My last date was 3 years ago OP no worries
HSArchon 9
I'm in the same boat, don't worry.
Danielle Roberts 9
You were the problem