Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
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Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the house. I panicked so hard and immediately started kicking the door, desperate to get my keys. My boyfriend, who I forgot was staying over, woke up and opened the door right as I kicked it, and the door smashed into his face. FML
Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML
Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, whilst heading out the door to go to work, my lanyard got caught on the doorknob inside, and I watched my keys swing back inside as the door closed behind me. It was locked. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
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Top comments
your_face 15
That sucks... you must have a really old car or something, most modern cars won't lock the driver's door if the key is in the ignition.
countingstairs 16
How does that mean he got them? could have posted from mobile or got towed home...
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Comments (66)
epikz 0
double fml that sucks dude
powa2metal 0
go in pain and chop ur hand off
EziyaMinamoto 0
Double whammy.
MrJentipede 2
How pathetic are you?
monkeyman8 0
not as pathetic as you
jack324 0
shouldn't have left the keys in the car, dude. Just sayin'.
courtneysimpson 0
I totally sympathize. I accidently locked my thumb in a car door a few years ago. I ended up losing the nail. I can't imagine how painful an entire hand must feel :(
izzyyy 0
I feel way bad for you, yikessss. I slammed my left hand ring finger in the car door a couple of years back but never went to the doctor, even though it was in the door for more than 30 seconds. It was blueish/purple but I put it in ice and the swelling eventually went down. But now it rises in the middle so when all my fingers are straight, the ring finger is bent.
racicot8033 0
bummer.
MyLyfeSux42 0
dayum that sux and i noe im cruel and insensitive but - LMAOOOO! sounds like something i would do
brazillian_queen 0
murphys law