Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML
Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I woke up really out of it, and as I was walking into the kitchen, I stubbed my toe on a tile. I sat down, then got up and stubbed the same toe against the table, went over to the kitchen and stubbed the same toe on the same tile again. FML
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML
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Kilala700 17
:(
lolz_at_nub 0
That's gotta hurt, bro. FYL
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Comments (71)
GeneralBE 0
holy shit man u made me cringe when I read that, FYL indeed (shutters)
I_GET_ASS 0
d00d you cursed!!1!one1!11 do B.A. bra.
gr8sexpectations 0
"I stubbed toe said on the door jamb" ???
Basiil 0
Ouch!
EasilyUnamused 2
I love how you felt the need to mention that you cursed. The story would have been lame without that piece of info.
Ninjaface 0
T'oh!
railfan_fml 0
GeneralBE, I think you meant that as the spontaneous shiver, rather than the hinged window cover.
CallMeHush 1
yep for the next couple of days FYL. LOL I bet that hurt like hell.
HAARP_fml 0
Dang. I hope the laptop Is okay.
greenltrn2003 0
hahaha
katiebella1988 0
ouch lol i know it hurt you but i laughed reading this lol