Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
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Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML
Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I woke up really out of it, and as I was walking into the kitchen, I stubbed my toe on a tile. I sat down, then got up and stubbed the same toe against the table, went over to the kitchen and stubbed the same toe on the same tile again. FML
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML
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Kilala700 17
:(
lolz_at_nub 0
That's gotta hurt, bro. FYL
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Comments (71)
killinglights 0
Owie. I hope your toe sees better days.
tingting1 0
so FYL just because you stubbed your toe and it hurt for a few minutes? .... wow ....
Lolzords 11
You can break your toe from stubbing it, my mum's done it a few times.
Synnie 0
Oh Idk, maybe the fact that cutting your toe open is kinda painful.
boatkicker 5
and stubbing a toe that's already hurt sucks even more.
tingting1 0
but does it really deserve a **** My Life??? his life is not ****** just because he hurt his toe.... just no
katrinaa_13 0
mmm. yeah, FYL. :(
Dutchie2010 0
Well dude, is you computer okay?!
Sun_Kissed18 25
The question on everybody's mind!
Turnip_Girl 0
I'm pretty sure little toes were invented just so we could stub them. Ouch!
redbluegreen 41
Mhmm. I hate toes just for this reason.
mysuckishlife 0
YDI for not wearing shoes
Jessie5099 0
wtf? who wears shoes in their OWN house?
busdrivertohell 0
Murphy's Law, at its finest.
bigcrazymike 6
ROFLMFAO! That made my day! Thanks OP. Your life sucks way harder than mine. FYL
trainspotter 0
This kinda reminds me of when I broke my toe at the airport during a 5-hour layover... my laptop fell off the security desk, and the corner landed on my baby toe. I had to hobble with a broken toe to my gate which was like... on the other side of the airport with luggage. I feel for you.
whysoserious22 0
something like this happend to me. I broke my toe and then accidently dropped two 800 page txtbooks on them. one of them I dropped was while I wa trying to pick up the other book :p