Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in two weeks ago, their cat has been standing outside my house meowing constantly up at my window, where my cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML
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Today, my dog won't stop barking at his own shadow, my cat won't stop purring while kneading on me, and my new kitten won't stop squeaking. It's all very cute, but I can't sleep at all. FML
Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML
Today, my housemate's cat began meowing at 2:15am. After about 10 minutes of continuous caterwauling, it finally shut up. Almost immediately afterwards, a car with thumping bass music pulled up to idle in the street right outside my window. FML
Today, my cat has made a habit of waking me and my husband up every morning by meowing in front of our bedroom door until we get up. This morning, I finally got her to stop, so I went back to bed hoping to sleep in for a while… Only to be kept awake by my husband’s snoring. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, my incredibly needy rescue cat - who knows she doesn't get to go into my bedroom at night - decided that she needed to wail and scratch the bedroom door from midnight until 5 a.m. Now that I'm awake, she's ignoring me because she knows I'm mad at her. FML
Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML
Today, there are two cats in my basement that won't stop fighting. Loudly. I'm trying to sleep, if you don't mind. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and politely asked if I could keep my “crying baby” quiet at night. I live alone. I don’t even have a baby. I have a cat. A very dramatic, needy, attention-hungry cat who yelps when I close any door or leave her eyesight. FML
Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered to look after my manager's cat while she moves house. The cat hasn't stopped meowing since he got here this evening, it's now 4 am and I have work in the morning. FML
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your_ma 27
That is actually adorable. Or it would be if you weren't having your sleep disturbed..
fmlinact 12
Let's hope it doesn't end like Romeo and Juliet.
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Hypnotic5206 10
Lol wow
benpele101 13
open the window
PierceTheSirensq 10
That's probably the cutest thing I've ever heard
tukies 28
Well you can always have some fun, and let that one cat inside your home. Otherwise they have sprays that will keep cats away from areas you don't want them. Maybe you can give that a try? I know it works on small things, but you may need ear plugs.
jamielynn111 10
better not let your cat out unless you want kittens!:-)
Rojod 13
Reaction from your cat; "Miauw, just doing cat business".
Blink_me26 21
Similar thing is happening me right now, they keep waking me up in the early hours!!
blackonblight 33
As adorable as it is, I'd be out there with a squirt gun chasing the cat out of the yard, because sleep is sacred. Kitty can chat when there's daylight. At night he can go home.
KingreX32 21
you can't stop true love.
damnit1989 16
It's cute! I would say, pull your cat back in and close the window if it bothers you that much. Then in the morning, go to your neighbors house and say "our cats have already become friends, so I thought I could come over and meet you guys" then tell them the cute story of your love-stricken felines. The cats are giving you an advantage to starting a friendly relationship with the new neighbors.