Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML
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Today, the family in the apartment next to me decided to give their 4-year-old kid a recorder. It's been three hours. Kill me. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML
Today, I was doing homework in the living room when my mom came in and started blasting music and cleaning. When I asked if she could turn it off so I could study, she bitched at me about "My house, my rules." She also has a rule that we can’t do homework in our rooms because of too many distractions. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, after our teacher had said this class would be very important and that we should take notes, instead of writing notes, I brought a recorder to class. After class, I listened to the recording, and all I could hear was muffled voices. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML
Today, every time I practice my synthesizer, without fail, my stepmom decides to make as much noise as humanly possible. Slamming doors, stomping around in her loudest heels, dropping weights, screaming, you name it. I can hear her through my noise cancelling headphones and I can’t focus. FML
Today, while eating breakfast in a hotel lobby, the woman next to me started playing an obnoxious clip of a baby’s high-pitched crying. The worst part is that my parents refused to let me do anything about it or step away from the loud noise, as they thought it would “embarrass the whole family.” FML
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
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sofineedsaladder 10
get your own recorder and do the same.
Fx13mz 7
I used to play one of those in elementary school. We played at a Target once. We must have ruined their business that day.
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Comments (51)
chubby_choco 17
What stopped you from complaining to the landlord?
hiddenpoet 0
Tell the manager
clawfossil2 4
Get a bunch of the people in the building, all get recorders, and pla
clawfossil2 4
Get a bunch of people in the building and all play outside their door. Every time the mom comes out to bitch tell her that her and her daughter seem to like the recorder so you are playing just for her.
crazy4uboi 6
You can't get a migraine from noise nor a headache but Rey can make them worse... Just thought I should say that
rocker_chick23 27
Where the hell did you hear that completely false info? You can get both headaches and migraines from loud noises.
BVBARMY1238 9
I play the bagpipes so...
DeanWnchstr12479 6
Blast some Beiber. That'll make them stop.
red61977 9
I would have pressed charges for a noise violation.
quinn1184 25
headphones + xbox= silence
pixierara 28
Play the oboe at 3 in the morning every day