Today, an attractive guy told me he wanted to get to know me and see me again. When I told my boyfriend, in hopes of stirring up some jealousy, he said "he'll regret it when he finds out what you're like in bed, trust me." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend that I once fooled around innocently with another girl. He’s now trying to force me to "explore my bisexuality". Not because he thinks it’s a healthy expression, but he thinks it’s "hot" and wants to set up threesomes. FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a friend over. This friend was talking about how two girls were trying to get with him. My boyfriend said, "I wouldn't ever fuck the blonde one, but I would do the other one in a heartbeat." Then, realizing what he'd just said, he hesitantly added, "…if I was single." FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
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Top comments
amiemariej 0
when you act like a bitch, expect to be treated like one
hateplow 3
win. jealousy games are weak.
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Comments (146)
tigerbander80 0
karma's a bitch. YDI.
NJMikeP 0
**** you for intentionally trying to start drama you insensitive and insecure bitch
Jay1_fml 0
Pwnage to the 1000000th power
sculp91 0
NOW THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! suck it bitch :P
i_love_steve 1
YDI act like a bitch and get treated like one! Grow up and eather love whom you have or quit. It's that simple.. smh
TheWicked 4
You must be really bad in bed then =/
FamiliarStranger 2
YDI, Conceited Bitch.
jamjelly386 5
thats what you get for bein a bitch.
sfv818danny 0
You need to learn how to work it in bed
Stepherrss 0
If your trying so hard to make your boyfriend jealous, clearly you have some growing up to do, you must have really low self esteem or lack of confidence to be doing something so immature, Stop acting like a bitch and maybe he wont act like a jerk. You deserved it, Just because he doesn't get jealous doesn't mean he doesn't love you, it means he is confident in your relationship and trusts you enough to know you love him, get over yourself you baby, grow up before you start dating, clearly you cant handle relationships yet. Remember confidence is sexy.