Food and Health: Today, all three of my meals consisted of two Hot Pockets. FML - FML

By agnosticstudy - 28/01/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, all three of my meals consisted of two Hot Pockets. FML

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By loserr - 28/02/2014 17:13 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some Lean Pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML

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By ladytyy - 27/07/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, my mom still hasn't gotten over the novelty of our brand new microwave. We've been eating hot pockets for nearly a week now. FML

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By CheeseAndCrackers - 30/04/2020 08:00

Today, my always over-emotional husband burst into sobs when I thanked him for making me lunch. Apparently, I did not compliment his cooking enough. He microwaved me a Hot Pocket; it was still frozen in the middle. FML

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By Ser17 - 10/08/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML

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By FeedMe - 27/05/2011 10:45 - United States

Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML

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By lamortdeshommes - 28/06/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

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By FoodNeeded - 25/08/2016 02:24 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML

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By knife knife - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Dalkeith

Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML

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By worshippingatthethrone - 17/02/2022 10:00

Today, I had pizza for lunch, a cheesy burrito and cheese rice for dinner, topped off with a big bowl of ice cream. Three hours later, I puked it all up. I guess you never outgrow lactose intolerance. FML

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ATorpedo 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:57

Where is the "I agree, your life is delicious" option?

xcardixx 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 18:13

yummmm (=

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dzbasketball 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 20:06

FATTY!

xKagex 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:40

Hot pocket for breakfast. hot pocket for lunch be dead by dinner. /JIM GAFFIGAN

perfectgrl6971 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 3:18

Uhh.. I'd get a stomach ache.. But HP's are good so it's alright :)

oogyboogy 6

Sunday 5 July 2009 8:34

Ha ha Our special is t Bone steak and hot pockets Hhmmm hot pockets will they be frozen in the center Yes they can also be sever boiling lava hot Will it burn my mouth It will destroy you mouth, everything will taste like rubber for a month

djrocksolid01 0

Monday 13 July 2009 9:25

Hot pockets are gross... unless its that pizza kind... than its yummy

Kuri_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 17:03

Um who the hell cares LMAO! ~sings~ Hot Pockets

unable_heart 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 9:23

That can't be healthy. You should have eaten something out. If you had time to het up hot pockets, you should have had time to heat something else up.

RatIsKing 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 20:11

not an fml. WTF ARE YOU SERIOUS! mylifeisaverage.com at best :P

SoFaded80 0

Friday 28 August 2009 19:02

lucky. i live off 1 meal a day. and lots of water :|

Dale_xD 15

Friday 4 September 2009 21:29

whats a hot pocket? 8|

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