Today, after working my ass off for months trying to prove myself,...

By Anonymous - 2/12/2015 10:41 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after working my ass off for months trying to prove myself, I received an email from my boss regarding the end-year function. Excited to be invited, I opened the email just to see I'm the only one being left behind to answer the phones. FML

I agree, your life sucks

23237

You deserved it

1611

Favorite

Work

Workaholic

A beautiful truck decoration

TMI

By Anonymous - 7/8/2017 05:00

Today, I traveled to my hometown for a funeral. I'm staying with my family in the house I grew up in. My dad told me they'd "completely renovated" the house. There's still only one bathroom for the seven of us and I'm sleeping on the floor for the entire two weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks

4014

You deserved it

391

Favorite

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I walked into a T-Mobile store to get a new phone. I wanted all of my numbers on my new phone, but the customer service rep had to transfer them. He said jokingly, "I understand. You don't want to lose your girlfriend's number." My girlfriend and I broke up two days ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks

28947

You deserved it

7578

Favorite

By antsgomarching - 6/10/2020 17:01

Freak Scene

Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1088

You deserved it

Favorite

By roomatewoes - 1/4/2013 00:45 - United States - Northfield

Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML

I agree, your life sucks

32579

You deserved it

2097

Favorite

By littlelottie - 17/1/2012 17:04 - United States

Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML

I agree, your life sucks

40484

You deserved it

3484

Favorite

By facepalm - 27/2/2012 11:06 - United States

Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to stop measuring his penis during our conversation. FML

I agree, your life sucks

30983

You deserved it

4315

Favorite

By girly - 12/4/2012 04:06 - United States - Canton

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

22480

You deserved it

52409

Favorite

By chao - 22/12/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML

I agree, your life sucks

43114

You deserved it

3842

Favorite

By okaythen - 4/10/2013 09:37 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML

I agree, your life sucks

55150

You deserved it

3673

Favorite

By cunting cuntface of a boss - 25/2/2014 20:42 - Australia

Today, I had to proofread a document my boss had written. When I pointed out that he spelled "college" as "collage" multiple times, he angrily accused me of trying to make him look stupid. This is the guy who constantly boasts about his "genius" IQ level to the whole office. FML

I agree, your life sucks

42027

You deserved it

3446

Favorite

By SymmetricalPizzaFace - 7/9/2014 04:52 - United States - Westminster

Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks

35626

You deserved it

2940

Favorite

By swallowsafly - 8/6/2019 04:00

Today, Facebook sent me a new friend suggestion. I opened it only to see that the person suggested was the home wrecker that broke up my marriage 4 years ago. Her cover picture is her and my ex together, along with a group of people that I used to be friends with. FML

I agree, your life sucks

2024

You deserved it

117

Favorite

By Anonymous - 17/11/2018 17:30

Today, my boiler packed up on me just as the weather has turned cold, with no money to have it fixed. Hello to a week of freezing cold showers. FML

I agree, your life sucks

2134

You deserved it

133

Favorite

By ywouldudomelikethat - 3/1/2016 20:02 - United States - Renton

Today, I found out my ex started a Tumblr where she posts one photo a day. Each photo being a pic I texted her over the course of our relationship. My office, the bars I like to go to, favorite restaurants, my mom's place, my place, my penis, etc. FML

I agree, your life sucks

25455

You deserved it

4541

Favorite

By bitch - 16/5/2017 05:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I dumped my boyfriend. To celebrate being newly single, I wanted to watch some shows on Netflix. My now ex-boyfriend had already changed the password. FML

I agree, your life sucks

2267

You deserved it

10400

Favorite

By Paperboy - 28/3/2013 09:57 - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Ilijas

Today, the highlight of my day was when I found that there was finally toilet paper in the cubicle at work. FML

I agree, your life sucks

30398

You deserved it

3028

Favorite

By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 04:56 - United States - Medina

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

I agree, your life sucks

38479

You deserved it

3763

Favorite

By Handblocked - 4/9/2018 06:00

Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor appointment in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks

3232

You deserved it

572

Favorite

By STIdiot - 17/10/2011 12:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

35554

You deserved it

3657

Favorite

By dripdripdrop - 26/1/2010 18:44 - United States

Today, it's raining at my work. Not outside, inside. Because our building's boiler broke and all the pipes are dripping with condensation. I have to sit at my desk under an umbrella to protect my laptop and desk phone. The HVAC company said, "Don't worry, this is normal." FML

I agree, your life sucks

28182

You deserved it

2149

Favorite

By walnutbladder - 7/1/2011 21:46 - United States

Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks

31721

You deserved it

4057

Favorite

By facepalm - 2/5/2019 00:00

Today, my son won’t stop crying, all because I told him he couldn’t go trick-or-treating in April. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1748

You deserved it

208

Favorite

By Anonymous - 5/12/2015 06:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I staged an intervention for my dad, because his midlife crisis has spun out of control. When I told him he's now basically endangering his own life, he replied "Everyone's gonna die someday. Some sooner than others, eh porky?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

21758

You deserved it

2235

Favorite

By Anonymous - 10/11/2015 06:29 - United States - Du Bois

Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about the difference between the U.S. and Canada when she asked me if they have their own government. She wasn't sure if they were governed by the U.S. or if they didn't have a government at all. She's a 33-year-old college graduate. FML

I agree, your life sucks

24436

You deserved it

2601

Favorite

By Dsark - 19/2/2014 05:12 - United States - San Diego

Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML

I agree, your life sucks

44208

You deserved it

3714

Favorite

By weeks - 19/8/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is my dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. FML

I agree, your life sucks

60267

You deserved it

5494

Favorite

By massachusettsan - 25/6/2014 00:07 - United States - Monomoy Island

Guitar Porn

Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML

I agree, your life sucks

44460

You deserved it

8872

Favorite

By nosexforthee - 23/1/2015 19:25 - United States - Katy

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

43490

You deserved it

7923

Favorite

By Pururururin - 11/6/2020 08:08

Sounds bad

Today, I accidentally deleted an audio file for my first professional video project. Impossible to do a retake, because the production budget was so tight. The audio from the camera sounds bad and file recovery program still can't help. Also, the deadline is this week. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1309

You deserved it

492

Favorite

By "Courtney Edwards" - 30/6/2017 03:00 - United Kingdom - Cwmbran

Today, I was taking care of the general public as a first aider in a massive event. Since the temperature was high, we were expecting many of the older-than-middle-aged women to collapse of heat exhaustion and need to be treated. I didn't realise I would be one of those affected. FML

I agree, your life sucks

3159

You deserved it

440

Favorite

By ali grace - 14/5/2011 11:15 - United States

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks

124190

You deserved it

17821

Favorite

By Anonymous - 7/1/2013 00:24 - United States - Boise

Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML

I agree, your life sucks

12295

You deserved it

38342

Favorite

By 1234 - 11/7/2009 16:41 - Canada

Classy

Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML

I agree, your life sucks

61441

You deserved it

10381

Favorite

By Anonymous - 15/6/2014 21:29 - United States - Toledo

Today, I went to a Father's Day lunch with my dad and his fiancée. He suddenly began to describe, in detail, the vasectomy he'd just had, and that I shouldn't be expecting any new siblings any time soon. Thanks for the mental image, Dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks

38887

You deserved it

3870

Favorite

By Anonymous - 30/5/2009 14:19 - Australia

Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML

I agree, your life sucks

61061

You deserved it

21142

Favorite

By Frenchie - 12/9/2013 21:24 - United States - Belleville

Today, in French class we had to write love letters as an exercise. Since my boyfriend recently broke up with me by text message, I ended up writing a 20-sentence love letter in French to my cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks

47474

You deserved it

4297

Favorite

By Anonymous - 10/10/2018 15:30

Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks

3156

You deserved it

304

Favorite

By Anonymous - 19/8/2010 17:36 - United States

Today, seconds after my mom put my yorkie onto my bed, he threw up. His head was not fully over the bed itself, so the wet chunks fell straight into my backpack onto my new school books. FML

I agree, your life sucks

30266

You deserved it

3570

Favorite

By Anonymous - 31/5/2011 11:21

Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

I agree, your life sucks

23699

You deserved it

69612

Favorite

By mikki_arlert - 8/10/2016 05:24 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my mother threatened my psychiatrist with legal action because he told her the organic and herbal "medicine" she swears by don't actually "cure" mental illness like she claims. FML

I agree, your life sucks

10288

You deserved it

627

Favorite

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By lexred | 30

#6475831 - Wednesday 2 December 2015 18:49

That's gotta suck. Man your boss needs to learn management of staff.

By PotatosRGud | 13

#6475835 - Wednesday 2 December 2015 18:54

Hey, at least you'll have people to talk to

COMMENTS

By johnjingleheimer | 13

#6475828 - Wednesday 2 December 2015 18:46

Like Toby on beach day

By Opheliae | 22

#6475829 - Wednesday 2 December 2015 18:48

I'm sorry, OP. It sucks to be left out.

Opheliae | 22

#6475942 - Wednesday 2 December 2015 23:43

How come literally ANYTHING I comment on this site is downvoted to hell...?

derangedplanet | 23

#6475951 - Thursday 3 December 2015 0:01

Because its fml. people assume you're trying too hard. or too little. or maybe you just suck. I don't know.

Opheliae | 22

#6476579 - Thursday 3 December 2015 18:49

Ugh. So hard to please these people!

By Psycocharger | 19

#6475830 - Wednesday 2 December 2015 18:48

That sucks OP! Hopefully someone recognizes your awesome efforts soon :)

By lexred | 30

#6475831 - Wednesday 2 December 2015 18:49

That's gotta suck. Man your boss needs to learn management of staff.

By APHPrussia | 19

#6475834 - Wednesday 2 December 2015 18:53

I'm sorry OP! There's always next year!

By PotatosRGud | 13

#6475835 - Wednesday 2 December 2015 18:54

Hey, at least you'll have people to talk to

By justi4541 | 3

#6475838 - Wednesday 2 December 2015 19:00

Sheesh, talk about phoning it in.

By ComoEsJuan | 24

#6475839 - Wednesday 2 December 2015 19:00

I've seen the future and Janice from accounting takes a giant shit on the food table and ruins the party. Your boss saved you.

derangedplanet | 23

#6475957 - Thursday 3 December 2015 0:14

It's always Janice from accounting. she broke the espresso machine, and unplugged your computer during a long important email by tripping and slept with your boyfriend. God that bitch Janice. XD

By stingray112 | 24

#6475840 - Wednesday 2 December 2015 19:01

Good process eventually leads to
Good results just keep at it bro you'll get the results you deserve eventually

Tyrez | 32

#6475921 - Wednesday 2 December 2015 22:26

That's what they want you to think so you will go and make them more money.

By Publikwerks | 14

#6475844 - Wednesday 2 December 2015 19:08

They usually make arrangements for people left behind - food and whatnot. If they don't, that blows and you should load up your car with office supplies.