Today, after working for over ten years at a dead-end factory line, I told my friends I was going to take some business courses and land myself a real job. All they've done since is laugh, mock me, and say that if Clinton couldn't fix the economy, I have no chance. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while struggling to find a job that will accommodate my disabilities, an acquaintance ranted at me about how nobody wants to work hard, and they have to earn what they get. This chucklefuck works for his father, will inherit a multi-million dollar business, and bought his house from his aunt. FML
Today, I'm in a US college. I could've gone into a trade or internship, but no one listened. Now, while my parents brag to their friends that their child has a degree, I'll probably be spending the rest of life in crippling debt, sleeping on the side of the road, and begging strangers for table scraps. FML
Today, I am jobless after graduation. Ironic, since when I started college with my education degree, I was congratulated, told of the teacher shortage in my state, and how quickly I would be able to find a job. Three years in, the economy tanks, and the state issues a teacher hiring freeze. FML
Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML
Today, as I rung up a customer's groceries, he gave me a pitying look and said I'd have a "real job" if I'd only studied harder. FML
Today, after spending last year putting in hard work, which paid off and I got my dream job, due to my own mismanagement of stress my dream job is gone and life is back at square one. Now everyone's predictions of me being a waste of space are true and I have to reinvent my life. Starting over at 38 after already starting over at 36. I can't anymore. FML
Today, I got offered an interview for a great job. My father then spent the entire dinner telling me how pointless it was, and how I should apply to the factory next door because I would spend all the extra money on gas. FML
Today, my husband told his parents that he was quitting his job so that he could focus on school. They asked him what he was going to do for money. When I told them that I'd be the one working, they took one look at me and burst into laughter. FML
Today, after several long years, a lot of debt, and two great degrees from a top university, I had to move back in with my parents, because no matter where I look, I can't find a job. FML
Today, my dad called me a "worthless human being", and told me that I'm "better off committing crimes and living life in a prison cell", all because I haven't gotten into the industry I studied for right out of college. I'm currently at a temp job doing accounting. FML
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coltsrock37 15
Except that when Clinton was president, the economy was at one of it's best points in the nation's history.
may651 14
Poor Op. I would be a better friend than them. YOU CAN DO IT!!
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Fortitudine 3
The deficit was the lowest it had ever been when Clinton was in office, in fact there was a surplus. Either you're friends are completely ignorant, or those were words of encouragement
sylverdrag_fml 9
You need better friends.
me_gusta_eso 1
Real friends would support you.
Serythvalker 7
They're afraid you'll succeed and move up, leaving them behind! Do it! Become their boses!
g324 5
You should take the courses and then get yourself fired for beating the crap out of your douche-bag friends.
Reyo 2
OP, I would like to challenge your definition of the word "friend"...
Ray_of_midnight 23
Wow, what a crab-pot mentality. FYL OP. Take those classes and GTFO of there. (If you put a bunch of crabs in a bucket, or a pot, some of them will of course try to escape. If one of 'em comes close to making it out, the other crabs will grab him and drag him back down. Hence the term.)
To_Die_For 7
This is your cue to start proving them wrong. And get better friends.
wriptidez 0
takke an interests test see what you excel at
GETBIGR 4
Clinton was president during the Internet boom. Anyone could has done as well with what he was working with at the time. Plus, there was not much conflict to speak of during his time in office. Sometimes War is necessary for our country. There are a lot smarter more informed people making those decisions. Everyone's a pacifist between wars. It's like being a vegetarian between meals.
periadoc 2
The Iraq war was good for our country? What the hell? All it did was waste lives and money