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Today, after several hours of trying to get my triplet daughters to go to bed, they finally fell asleep. Exhausted, I went to the bathroom so I could go to bed. Not thinking about it, I dropped the toilet seat down rather loudly and flushed the toilet. All three girls woke up crying. FML

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you were a condom? was this in a past life?

Oof, that's rough! Have you tried just letting them cry it out and fall asleep? I promise it won't give them abandonment issues. If you've checked everything--fed, dry, safe/healthy, and comfortable--then they should be okay to just cry until they sleep. Just be sure to check on them ninja-style periodically.

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Kay, but OP... wouldn't you like, not slam the lid down even if they were awake? Why create that much unnecessary noise? YDI.

letitbe56 0

Okay, men, we all really appreciate it when you put the toilet seat down, but I would rather you left it up than hear you slam it. It's bad for the hinges, I worry it could crack the porcelain, basically it's just a bad idea. Don't slam it at night, don't slam it during the day, don't slam it ever.

alyssaax3 0

agh

stop walking around on glass when ur kids are sleeping otherwise they'll never get used to household sounds and ur gonna be a tired mf.

sammiantha 0

Fail.

ThatLooksSticky 16

"I went to the bathroom so I could go to bed." Who sleeps in the bathroom?

Not her... she went number one, presumably so that she could sleep (go to bed) comfortably without waking up in the middle of the night to do said action.

xsarahxbabeh 0

total fail :D

You deserve its: 6666

leadrunner751 3

toddlers? babies?

DeathwishCanada 0

don't be a fool wrap your tool