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Today, after several hours of trying to get my triplet daughters to go to bed, they finally fell asleep. Exhausted, I went to the bathroom so I could go to bed. Not thinking about it, I dropped the toilet seat down rather loudly and flushed the toilet. All three girls woke up crying. FML

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you were a condom? was this in a past life?

Oof, that's rough! Have you tried just letting them cry it out and fall asleep? I promise it won't give them abandonment issues. If you've checked everything--fed, dry, safe/healthy, and comfortable--then they should be okay to just cry until they sleep. Just be sure to check on them ninja-style periodically.

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Looks like you need ninja training. So you can take a dump and no one would ever know.

lolz dont be a fool wrap yo tool

RezaDupontDC 0

LOL #8!

FYL for having triplets. I don't envy you.

Hey,welcome to being a parent!

Not to be a dick, but YDI for flushing at night. My whole life I've had people in my house. I stay up late, use the restroom at 3, wake up before everyone else and flush. Simple. That's what you should do late at night.

With babies its a good idea to get them accustomed to sleeping through noises, though. It sucks, but realistically OP is saving him/herself a lot more hassle by getting them use to these noises.

gomerturd 1

stop breeding

Kc1001 14

Good idea. you should follow that advice and see how you feel when you have no children to watch play football.

Ruserious1083 0

Wow... And I thought twins were hard!

you poor thing ... triplets?!?! that sucks