Animals: Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see...

By Tom - 10/03/2011 11:09

Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see whose dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML

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By shitty neighbor - 25/07/2021 10:01 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 20:24

Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved in, called the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin, which he could only have seen by spying on me through my living room window. FML

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By Doggy... - 10/11/2011 05:56 - Australia

Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML

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By Why Me - 20/10/2014 03:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML

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By go away karen! - 29/01/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my batshit crazy neighbor, who’s repeatedly threatened to steal my dog. I finally got her ass on camera. She swears that my dog is being abused because it prefers to sleep outside instead of being in the house. Imagine that, an animal that likes being outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2017 13:00

Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 02/07/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

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By jaydiv - 22/11/2009 09:15 - Australia

Today, I saw my cat outside taking a dump. I pulled back the curtain and watched him clean it up, because I found it fascinating that animals can do that. I must have been standing there for several minutes before I noticed the neighbour next door looking at me being fascinated by my cat pooing. FML

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Don't mind me

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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Thursday 10 March 2011 16:00

Good thing...... now call the cops

MzKylz 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:03

I would go n shit on his doorstep then.. lol

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bri_1234 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:07

hahahahahahahaha madey DAYY !!!!

InsaneGenius 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:08

You could have so much fun with this new information. So many possibilities!

treehugger1991 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:09

Ummm call the cops? You have proof, obviously. Problem solved.

JordonMurray 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:10

i would shit on her lawn!!

joew09 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:12

a guy in Cambridge Ohio was walking his dog when he was shot and killed over his dog ******** in some guys yard

Happygofucky 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:18

Jeez : Some people are so ******* VOLATILE AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

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Thursday 10 March 2011 16:19

looks like it's time to move!

TheRealLori 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:22

Call the police! But first, turn the hose on him.

chasin_butterfli 0

Friday 11 March 2011 12:02

Lawn sprinklers ftw!

BruisedGiraffe 15

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:25

oh that's nasty. you should give him a syringe filled with your shit

cn5692 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 17:52

or air.

danaaaLaEpic 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 0:40

I'm pretty sure that's murder...

jordanprodigy023 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:26

That's just poopy

j_cat187 19

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:27

spike his drugs wth boat clenser

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Today, I need a remote position due to a disability, but no company will even try to work with me. My car just died. I'll never be able to live on my own, despite being 30. The worst part? All the people who are gonna reply and call me "entitled." FML

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Today, while doing a course abroad, I went to buy some condoms at a supermarket, because my boyfriend was joining me for the weekend. I don’t really understand the language in this country, but I clearly understood that the cashier was suggesting we try them out together. FML

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Today, on my first day of being a trainee teacher in a classroom, I told a boy to stop using that stupid accent or else I'll give him a detention. Turns out he just moved here from Romania. FML

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Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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Today, I have the flu, so I called my boss to let him know I couldn't come in today. He told me to think my "lies" through better, and claimed that you can only get the flu during winter. So I guess I'm faking my pale skin, short breath, runny nose, and constant sneezing. FML

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