FML : Today, I accidentally dropped my engagement ring down a sewer. To my surprise, the sewer water was frozen and my ring sat on top. During my efforts to...

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Today, I accidentally dropped my engagement ring down a sewer. To my surprise, the sewer water was frozen and my ring sat on top. During my efforts to retrieve it, I had to watch as the ice slowly melted due to the warm day. The ring sank further and further until it was completely gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By CLH - / Tuesday 25 January 2011 18:08 / Canada

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By JacksonCampbell | 9

#2007898 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:15

This reminds me of that one time I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by wearing a dress for my boyfriend. It may sound completely unrelated to the FML, but it totally leads in to the whole thing. M'kay, so there I was, in full drag and with freshly-braided nipples, wearing a fake beard made out of Perdix' crotch hair, and cow's blood smeared on my lips in a cheap and yet magnificent imitation of the vintage lipstick of old. Once I'd finished sexily morris-dancing to the tune of Call on Me, I lifted my dress up sexily, anticipating an immediate ravishing, and all the glorious sounds of pealing thunder that would ensue.

So what does he do? He only calls me a freak for wearing my frilly edible teletubbies panties inside out on a fucking LUNAR ECLIPSE. I mean, what the dick, people? Here I am, trying to be sexy for my man, and I'M the bad guy? Is there no justice in this world? Wee-woo.

By geminiwings87 | 0

#2007933 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:23

I live in the sewers, and your ring fit my new fiancée perfectly :) thank you for your donation.

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By JacksonCampbell | 9

#2007898 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:15

ak7477 | 9

#2007946 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:26

Yea I get how this is related to the FML..

Mervin22 | 6

#2007962 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:34

Please die

Doortje | 28

#2007969 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:35

Big fucking mistake man, you should NEVER wear your panties inside out.
I commend you though for having the guts to share this story with us. Confessing you made a beard out of perdix' crotch hair must have taken some courage. I mean, everyone will think you're a ginger now. Also, I get the feeling the dress you were wearing was made of leather, and with your figure.. no offense, but that wasn't a smart move.

If you ever want some advice how to properly turn your boyfriend on, you should send a private message to rallets. He'll help you out.

satomi_ishida | 0

#2007976 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:36

Rofl God I love mod intervention on the retards who post stupid comments on #1. xD Always a hoot.

quite_bored | 9

#2007989 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:38

What the hell, you're 14. This is what's wrong with the world today.

LadyClarik | 8

#2007991 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:39

Oh my god...Morris Dancing *shudders* The mods rock.

KingDingALing | 9

#2007997 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:40

You dumbass. You're ALWAYS supposed to wear POWER RANGER panties! Everyone knows that! When will people learn?!

There's no hope for you now. Your boyfriend will dump you for Perdix because he likes the way his crotch hair looks. You might as well just go jump on a table of forks with the sharp ends pointing up.

Mervin22 | 6

#2008016 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:49

Calm down Sally...

breakofdawn1 | 0

#2008021 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:52

dude 14 high five ppl need to like jump off a cliff now these days

KaySL | 24

#2008097 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 1:25

What the fuck, #1? You are one deranged son of a bitch. A FREAK, dare I say. What the hell is wrong with you that you'd post an admission like that on FML of all places? You're a 14 year old boy, for god's sake. Well, I say "boy", and yet you really can't be considered male after that confession, can you? You sicken me for even thinking to put underwear on when there's a lunar eclipse out. Don't you know that's the surest way to bring misfortune and death upon your loved ones? Also... braided nipples? Fucking sicko.

DocBastard | 38

#2008199 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 2:16

Pssst...dude...where'd you get the edible teletubbies panties? Not for me, for...um, a friend...

123zc1 | 3

#2008294 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 3:41

God fucking damnit, Sirin. Not again!

KingDingALing | 9

#2008325 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 4:26

DOC, THE EDIBLE TELETUBBIES UNDERWEAR THAT YOU ORDERED ARE HERE! Consider it a favor.

Kolden | 9

#2008403 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 5:52

what the hell. if I had one wish, it'd be too un-know that

R34luver | 5

#2008424 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 6:08

14 and MALE!!!!! this comment made me wanna punch babies in the face :P

emodude44 | 0

#2008669 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:49

....
I just licked my iphone looking for the acid that inspired this comment.

obvanbob | 0

#2009098 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 13:20

dude everyone has qurks u probly do freaky stuff too

LoveMySoldier82 | 0

#2009142 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 13:47

You had me at Perdix crotch hair. Your boyfriend doesn't realize what he is missing out on.

srammer8 | 0

#2009648 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 17:29

vancouver canada woot!!!

emjay09 | 0

#2010047 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 20:20

kolden, much agreed. I am scarred.

fthku | 13

#2014442 - Thursday 27 January 2011 22:20

I guess I'm the only one who thinks the mods went a little overboard with this?
It's just a 14 year old kid.

supertacowaffle | 40

#2024631 - Sunday 30 January 2011 11:36

All I'm gona say is WTF???

hessel | 13

#5640828 - Saturday 24 August 2013 1:40

this has to be a troll

Helpfulman | 17

#5824457 - Saturday 11 January 2014 21:03

Its a fucking joke people, calm down.

By wenta | 1

#2007900 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:15

so you didn't get someone to open the sewer

quite_bored | 9

#2007967 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:34

Right? There's such a thing as a manhole.

macskapingvin | 0

#2008117 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 1:30

I'm sure you know all about manholes.

SeaNDouble | 1

#2008197 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 2:16

#54 = WIN

sammy92 | 0

#2008662 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:48

hahaha this is y I love FML

By aback | 4

#2007901 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:16

It was just taunting you.

Perksofbeingawal | 0

#2008243 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 2:43

If it was such a warm day, then why was it iced up? I have a feeling this fml was made up. Along with the other 82272373 fml's. Sorry to crush your dreams kids. and btw Santa isn't real... :)

vettle | 6

#2008384 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 5:41

because believe it or not, when the sun cones out, the day gets warmer! weird I know.

nokel11 | 7

#2008634 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:38

hahahahah 111, you're fantastic.

kaprookie | 3

#2008698 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 10:02

121- Take another a photo this time with the camera pointing more towards your chest :)

ifinsane | 6

#3505107 - Friday 28 October 2011 21:33

That's just a bad day

By ydi_4_suking | 20

#2007903 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:16

Haha so close but yet so far

By cole86 | 0

#2007906 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:16

HAHA
i feel no remorse for you

By luller | 0

#2007912 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:17

By Skatergirl14 | 0

#2007915 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:19

ooohh I'm so sorry:~(

By kportal69 | 5

#2007917 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:19

why did you take it off?

LightningLadyy | 0

#2008041 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 1:07

Yeah.. How do you "accidentally" drop an engagement ring? You had to have been messing with it or had it off your hand.. Which isn't smart when you're by sewers.