Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML
Today, I brought my best painting yet to college. I showed it off and everyone loved it. Or almost everyone. When we came back from lunch break, we found someone had sharpied the words "JIZZ BUTT" all over it. That painting took two weeks to finish. FML
Today, my students turned in their male figure artwork. One absolute idiot had the smart idea of drawing me and the TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at the explicitness, anger at the disrespect, and yet awe at how well-drawn it was. FML
Today, I'm extremely disabled and by all means terrible at drawing, but I tried anyway. Sure enough, my drawings looked like shit, but I still took pride in them. That is, until my brother looked at one of them and said, "Wow! That's awful!" Thanks for pointing that out. FML
Today, after three weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting my room. Apparently my 6-year-old brother thought I wasn't done and that he should help me out. I now have little red handprints all over my white walls. FML
Today, I finished a big painting for art class. It's also the day my little brother decided it didn't have enough puke on it. FML
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
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Joedbag 8
Seriously, boot to the crotch!
feelingold 18
I give that an A*
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Comments (79)
Logan_A_Caruso 16
Ohh wow that ... Sucks
andiesaur 18
I'm guessing it isn't salvageable, unfortunately. Is there any way you could do a cover up?
CrazyMelvin 14
YDI. If it was that important, you should have put it away
doodlecloud 27
Uh, no. The brother is old enough to draw someone wanking so he's old enough to know he shouldn't be such a massive dick. If someone accidentally spilt coffee on it or something, then you could say that. But OP shouldn't have to hide her stuff because family members might deliberately break or spoil them. Hell, that's basically the same as blaming rape victims for not wearing enough clothing or walking alone at night. (worse crime obviously but same stupid argument)
CandyApple88 13
When I was younger, I put important things away. Brother or parents would still coming into my room on a scavenger hunt, just looking for things to destroy or steal. I had saving money "eaten by cockroaches", my drinks "evaporated from the heat" .... etc etc...
cailey1234567890 24
Maybe he thought that it needed his artistic touch
Cynical_1 26
Does no one else find that a little creepy? Sounds like maybe your brother has some repressed sexual desires where you are concerned. FYL.
Godsofdracos 15
Yep he does, it's called immaturity.
bernie81000 10
Cum on man, where is you're sense of humor
Sakuraashita 15
See if you can pass it off as a statement about the evolution of art from a simple stick figure to a beautiful masterpiece... Or just tell your teacher what happened and show it anyway. They can still see the picture underneath I'm assuming, so your teacher will probably understand.
weveallbeenthere 30
he must have seen your boyfriend doing it to you to get an idea like that
ColinsOnlyLove 3
Ahaha aww
rdenkewicz 11
Look on the bright side, if you post a picture of it to the internet it will probably get a lot of views...