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By Foreverathome - 28/09/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2011 06:37 - United States

Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML

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By TotallyFkd - 22/01/2009 20:49 - United States

Today, I moved back home because I got laid off and could no longer afford my apartment. I decided to take a nap and when I woke up I overheard my Mom telling my Aunt that she used to be so proud of me and wonders when I became such a loser. Burn. FML

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You deserved it 3 009

By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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You deserved it 5 370

By fireenginemad - 10/02/2013 06:08 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my roommate found an eviction notice on our door for unpaid rent. Our apartment building caught fire and we haven't been living there for well over a month because it was legally unlivable. Today was our first day back. FML

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You deserved it 2 172

By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 12:17 - United States

Today, I moved back in with my parents in order to help them with the mortgage, so they don't lose the house that has been in our family for three generations. I also found out that I now have a curfew, and so does my husband and our 3 year old son. FML

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You deserved it 5 111

Our house, was a very very very nice house

By Anonymous - 06/03/2020 18:00

Today, my house caught on fire. After it was put out, I realized the damage wasn't bad, mainly smoke damage. I went to my parents' for the night because my house smelled. While there, I received a phone call from my neighbor. Apparently, my house caught fire again. It's now a pile of ashes. FML

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You deserved it 237

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By independence - 07/07/2011 04:04 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML

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You deserved it 3 597

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 02:19 - Reserved

Today, after several long years, a lot of debt, and two great degrees from a top university, I had to move back in with my parents, because no matter where I look, I can't find a job. FML

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Get a grip

By Hopelesshomeless - 12/03/2013 18:35 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I moved back to my home town. My best friend and I had arranged to rent a house together that we both liked. I finished my last day at work and made the three-hour drive, only for her to break down and tell me that she isn't "ready" to move out of her parents' basement. She's 25. FML

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You deserved it 2 924

mk58 31

Wednesday 28 September 2011 12:05

Your parents didn't want you to move out so they hired an arsonist, basically, me.

saIty 17

Wednesday 28 September 2011 12:00

Sorry, I tried to tell Bob not to play with lighters.

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perdix 29

Wednesday 28 September 2011 12:33

Were they All-American Rejects because they gave you hell and forced you to move along?

rocker_chick105 31

Wednesday 28 September 2011 12:44

Guess who's mom is now on cloud nine

RebekahBrooke 9

Wednesday 28 September 2011 12:45

I would find that reject....! But hey! Free food, cable, water, other utilities!

iTz_Yuo 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 5:32

Lol Exactly! :P

LuxAeterna_fml 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 12:46

Well that's just unlucky.

OakChair 14

Wednesday 28 September 2011 12:52

The apparent complex? Lol

yenidewi 11

Wednesday 28 September 2011 12:52

mama boy ... lol

Damn_Hippster 11

Wednesday 28 September 2011 13:01

Pyro maniac on the loose!

mejicano_fml 2

Wednesday 28 September 2011 12:54

Wow, that's a serious bummer

ScarletBloom 14

Wednesday 28 September 2011 13:02

9 - I can't agree with you any further

ScarletBloom 14

Wednesday 28 September 2011 13:09

Somebody call 911.

yrkamurka 4

Wednesday 28 September 2011 13:11

The roof is on fire :D

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Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML

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Today, I began noticing a certain female name popping up on my husband’s social media notifications,so I asked him about it. He got irrationally upset at the fact that I pronounced her name wrong, told me she’s “nobody”, then said, “I hate it when you accuse me of shit!” I didn’t even accuse him of anything. FML

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Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating on me twice. They bitched me out because I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally without her support. I'm a doctor. She's been unemployed for 2 straight years. FML

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Today, the guy I was seeing told me he only wants to be friends. Every guy I've dated in the last 10 years has lost interest after we've had sex for the first time, and nobody will tell me why or what I did wrong. I'm going to die alone and I don't even know why. FML

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Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and named my boobs. Complete with a full skit where "Maxie" killed "Nathanial." FML

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Today, after 6 years of marriage, my wife called me toxic and abusive. All because I asked her if she's going to find a job, as it's getting harder for me to take care of everything, and we need more money at the moment. She's been unemployed for almost two years already. FML

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Today, I was touching myself under the sheets at 2:00 a.m. when my very drunk dad walked into the room. I was afraid to move my hand for fear of getting caught red-handed, so I had a 30 minute conversation with him with my fingers still inside me. FML

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Our house, was a very very very nice house

Independence day

Get a grip

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