Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
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Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, after being without my car keys for two days, I finally got a locksmith to unlock my car on the off chance I'd left my keys in there. $170 later, the car was open, but I didn't find my keys. Frustrated, I threw the paperwork in the garbage... where I spotted my keys. FML
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML
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gosh_mate 30
I feel like you may deserve this for not checking your bag throughly
max_dilbe 14
Every person has had their fair share of brain fart moments.. It's alright OP! More like **** your mom's life..
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Comments (45)
revolvearoundme 15
I feel your pain, it's totally your fault, but I understand. Same thing happens to me every time I put something inside my inside coat pocket so I "won't lose it". But after methodically making sure I've lost it, I manage to find it.
amberthebear 7
accidents happen op! I know I've been there too, just luckily my significant other was with me in my car and has triple a lol
91hayek 31
Then the door wasn't locked. Don't worry we all get brainfarts and push the door the wrong way. Sometimes not for 3 hours though.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
The door could have very well been locked despite the keys being in her purse.
wounderlife 15
it's alright OP. I've done the same thing... Ironically, I was on the way to my eye appointment.
skygardens 24
Blond or bottle blond?
mixximoo 24
Why did you not empty the contents of your bag out? I feel like almost everyone does if they really looking for something
zaidthunder1 27
There are people who love to lose things.
more4me 27
Bad day, OP ? ;) It's OK. Everyone does stuff like that now and then. At least you found your keys, so no biggy !
JohnEvans 3
you must be a blonde
NozomiTojo 21
Connecticut, we're full of surprises.
scarlett3diaz 24
Ah bags. Can never find what you're looking for when you need it, but the "lost" item always appears when you don't.