Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
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Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, after being without my car keys for two days, I finally got a locksmith to unlock my car on the off chance I'd left my keys in there. $170 later, the car was open, but I didn't find my keys. Frustrated, I threw the paperwork in the garbage... where I spotted my keys. FML
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML
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gosh_mate 30
I feel like you may deserve this for not checking your bag throughly
max_dilbe 14
Every person has had their fair share of brain fart moments.. It's alright OP! More like **** your mom's life..
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Comments (45)
GAeroNKissR 26
been there, done that. just keep it in your purse & pretend you hadn't noticed, lol
samlovesham1234 9
Always in the last place you look.
Badkarma4u 17
Time to get a tile.
worldclassrager 41
Clear out everything...then call
LadyKayDee 23
You have three pairs?
mxwll106 4
wow...smh
tompom331 19
I don't understand how you can lock your keys in your car? How is that even possible?
zaidthunder1 27
If you shut the car door when it's the locked position with your keys in the ignition, you're gonna get locked out. It happens.
tika12991 15
Your profile says you're 17... yeah, I'm gonna guess that you don't even realize that there are cars around in which each door has to be manually locked. If it's one of those cars, it's very easy to do.
militarybrat 21
Lock doors on your way out. Leave keys in car. Close car door. Are you serious?
zaidthunder1 27
Happens to the best of us, OP.
KxHoneyCombxP 24
although I have done the same thing, we both deserved it
nina0917 26
ydi we all have dumb moments