Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I had a job interview for a position at a police station. I asked to use the restroom and accidentally opened the wrong door, locking myself in a stairwell. I had to knock on the door until somebody let me out. Safe to say I didn't get the job. FML
Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a restauraunt opening up. One manager hypothetically asked me why I should be hired. I said I was more efficient than most. I left to find I'd locked my keys in the car. It took all the managers to help me get my keys out. FML
Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML
Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML
Today, I was in a rush to meet some friends for brunch, and I arrived first. The restaurant door was locked, so I knocked. A waiter opened the door and stared at me with confusion before saying, “This isn’t the entrance, ma’am.” It wasn’t until I walked around the corner and saw the correct door that I realized I had been standing at the employee entrance the entire time. FML
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
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Top comments
zfrt 3
Way to leave a good first impression.
groupleader 7
So, when do you start this new gig as a doorman?
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Comments (54)
flames57323 11
Isn't it resame not resume?
chelseaaababyyy 17
seriously ?
llamafish 25
No, it is definitely resume
vturbz91 0
Aha resame ...what an idiot!
Krirn 21
I know a lot of people are using "push" and "pull" examples of doors, but OP said that it was an "in" door, which makes me think its the type of door that only opens from one side, like an emergency exit door.
luvstrckprncss 5
Haha. Someone doesn't know how to read.
TheBinksOhhhh13 0
Don't feel bad . I do this all the time :)
KrazyKlutzyKali 2
Well, you better go apply for a different job.
musicluvr2000 11
Add that to your résumé
bubo_fml 11
Show assertiveness by saying; "I can't believe I'm considering working with such ****-wits who can't even grasp the simple concept of entering and exiting a building! You'd better increase your salary offer three-fold when you call me back this afternoon if you want to secure my unique talents and turn this clown-****-parade into a real business!!" A.B.C...Always Be Courageous!
bubo_fml 11
Then again, be a true entrepreneur and author a book..."Entering and Exiting Doors for Dummies!"
mrmatt121 3
I must say, that was just dumb on your part.
draegbomb 5
Just don't expect a call back...