Intimacy: Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and...

By Anonymous - 29/06/2010 17:34 - Canada

Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML

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Wednesday 30 June 2010 0:41

If a guy won't kiss a girl after she goes down in him, he doesn't deserve a BJ.

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Comments

aliciaann29 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 4:52

so next time DON'T swallow and instead spit it on his face..... thats what happens if i don't get kissed after a bj.... next time its payback :)

RachelUriah 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 4:53

That is ******* great. Omg. :)

scooter69 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 4:56

that's pretty messed up!! ydi

iCommentFML 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 5:14

Lol sick 

miszmellybabii 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 5:15

lmfaooo wait hold up so it's ok for guys to kiss us after they go down tho??

sazamey 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 5:34

76 no one ******* cares.

LaDyBlOo 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 5:42

Eww gross ok might get alot of hatred on dis but swallowing is so fkn nasty..... it's just me I dnt like it what so ever

letitbe56 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 5:54

I can see making him come somewhere other than your mouth if you really think it's gross. But the debate between spit and swallow I don't get: if it's already in your mouth, why not ******* swallow it?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 30 June 2010 5:56

'Cause sometimes it makes ya gag more if it's really gross tasting. Seriously. Some guys just don't taste good.

LaDyBlOo 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 6:06

175 I agree with you ughh it's gross and I wouldn't do it at all!!

boing936 0

Monday 5 July 2010 5:09

me personally i dont give a damn about where i cum as long as i cum. But hey if u want a chick that swallows so badly that your willing to taste your own semen then thats on you. But when u call a guy who dosen't like semen in his mouth gay, that dosent make sense too me.