Sex vs. housework

-snort- This sounds like a "You might have depression if..." joke.

You clean an apartment for a first date, not a booty call.

Evidently, the calling booty is not that hot.

Sounds like you need to find a booty call worth cleaning for.

You have issues, serious issues.

No judgement here. I'm the same way.

Booty calls don't need to really see the apartment, just keep the lights dim and usher them into the bedroom.

Booty call? What were you having pirates over?

Yay, total avoidance of all task. In the glory you bask.

You don't need a clean apartment for a booty call. As long as your personal areas are clean.

He has the right priorities in life, I do believe.