Today, after a month of searching, I found a perfect apartment which I rented out for the next few months. The rent was inexpensive and the place was close to my job. Turns out, my 'perfect' new apartment overlooks a nudist community. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, after months of apartment hunting with my boyfriend, he told me he had found a fantastic place that was really inexpensive. It seemed way too good to be true. It was. He took me to a storage unit. FML
Bad omen
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
Today, after being nearly homeless and couch-hopping for the last few months, I finally signed a 1-year lease. When I got home, I was surprised to see a picture of my new complex on the front page of the newspaper. It turns out that they are fighting a serious bedbug infestation. FML
Oh no, oh no no no
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
I'll just stay put
Today, I’d been dying to escape my dreary hometown, but had panic attacks at the thought of being on my own, but at last, I'd found a place I could afford. Turns out, the guy I was going to rent from was just arrested for murdering his last tenant. FML
Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML
It like to move it move it
Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML
Check this out
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Ripped off
Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML
I like what you've done with the place
Today, a week after spending most of my paycheck on a down-payment and rent on a new apartment, I found out the "landlord" I paid was a scammer. Turns out the real owner was away on vacation, and he'd stolen most of her stuff before showing me the place. FML
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untoldfame 3
dude! whats not perfect about that? some people would pay extra!
Incubuss 0
That's not really a FML, unless you're a prude.
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lucifer69_fml 0
this is not an fml, this is the best thing that has ever happened to you!!!!!!!!!!
rawrcarrawr 0
that's pretty damn cool lol.
its_me_123 0
and this is why you go and look round apartments BEFORE renting them :) YDI
matiu_fml 0
You're complaining becaaaause? Have you purchased a telescope or a camera with an extra long lens yet? Tito hand me a tissue
savagegnaw 0
what's wrong with nudists? haha.
My2864 1
i dont see the problem..
GeekMaster6000 3
Nudists? How's that bad? Oh, and YDI for being a dumbass and not at least looking into the area earlier.
hosb4bros 0
See, this is what's wrong with the world. People are too uptight! So? It's naked people. It's their life, they can be naked is they want to. If ya don't like it, don't look at it. YDI for not checking the area out- you could've moved in near sex offenders- its really not that bad.
nnelg_nivlem 1
Whoa! Where the HELL is this 'perfect' place? I'm shifting!
Igor_g5 0
So? You got a room with a view. If you don't like the view, don't look.