Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML
Today, after going to the bathroom I went to bed. I have a very sturdy bookshelf that sticks halfway to the right of the door as I enter my bedroom. I had dumbly turned off the lights as I didn't want to bother with them before bed. I ended up kneeing the bookshelf, hard, now I'm wide awake and in pain. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was ready to wind down for the night. I sat on my bed and turned towards a fluttering on my left. I saw the biggest daddy-longlegs inches from my face, jumped in the other direction, forgetting there was a wall, and hit my head on it. I'm now officially wide awake. FML
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML
Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
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buckdharma 38
I had this happen to me. I came home from a three day fishing trip, and collapsed backwards into where the bed was almost knocking myself out on the floor, followed by loud laughter from down stairs. I didn't think this was funny, but my kids sure did.
LyricaSilvan 30
It's okay, OP. You're not alone. Last night I went out for food and managed to hit myself square in the nose with my car door because it was dark out. I know that feel.
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xo_rilee 13
Sounds terrible OP but it appears you're not alone in your situation. The closest I've come to what happened to you is that I tried to jump on my bed once (I was much younger and still had a twin bed), the bed slid and I hit the back of my head on the window sill and knocked myself out cold. Hopefully you did not end up with a concussion like I did!
MelRose520 2
I know your pain, OP. I moved my bed once then face planted on the floor in the middle of the night. hopefully, that'll be the first and last incident for the both of us.
Jachin357 28
Ahh muscle memory is a real pain sometimes
cj89898 24
Is the desk okay?