Today, a woman stopped me and started chewing me out for wearing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram, it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I somehow mistook the Star of David for a Pentagram. My Jewish friends were not amused. FML
Today, I was ringing up a lady and her daughter at the shoe store I work at. The background on my nametag is a rainbow, and when the daughter saw it, she asked her mother why it was so. Her mother looked at my nametag, then me, then turned to her daughter and said, "Because he hates God, honey". FML
Today, I woke up to my overly religious grandmother trying to shove salt down my throat yelling "DEMON BE GONE!". Why? I didn't wear the cross neckless she bought me. FML
Today, I was yelled at while I was shopping by some lady, because she saw my tattoo on my arm. She screamed that I'm the "spawn of Satan" and told me I'm going to hell. It's a fake tattoo of Mickey mouse. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML
Today, my friend and I were driving to work, when she asked me to stop at the gas station. Ten minutes later, I see this woman come out, my friend right behind her. The woman spotted me, an intense look in her eyes. She marched over, threw a paper at me, and screamed, "Jesus died for our sins!" She then stormed off. I'm a crazy magnet. FML
Today, my mom blew her top when I casually mentioned that it's pretty well known that the story of Jesus is a retelling of older Persian and Egyptian stories. She then went on to yell at me that I wasted my money on college and "book learning". FML
Today, I had a woman throw a clipboard and yell at me to then storm off, still yelling in the mall where I work, all because I'd told her it was too late to do a piercing tonight. FML
Today, someone started to scream at me that "I needed Jesus" and that "I would never be a real woman." When they realized I'm a guy with long hair, they got physically angry at me for "lying to them." FML
Today, a woman bitched me out at the grocery store, saying that since I'm not Indian, I shouldn't be wearing a bindi - a red dot on my forehead - because it's "cultural appropriation". I was too embarrassed to tell her it was actually a pimple I'd been trying to pop on my forehead. FML
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Top comments
Albarufus 13
People these days... X_X
nikininja 4
Religion is like a penis. It is nice to have one, fine to be proud of it... But when you try shoving it down my throat you have crossed the line.
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Comments (199)
Jlwight 0
Didn't jews have christ killed
StanSmith2013 26
Jesus hater!
oghater 0
People like you are y kittens die LOL
LegalNinja 2
I'm a respectful person but whenever someone asks me or assumes what my religion is I tell them I'm Darwinian and completely take on the offensive to avoid that kind of situation.
wickedwyatt234 3
You should have stuck your tongue out and then threw up
omgiculol 4
I'm a Christian and I'm embarrassed my people like that who represent us badly. I'm sorry OP :/
desertpunk75 11
Give her the finger and tell her to go eat her own beliefs.
Akichan26 5
Something similar happened to a friend of mine last year, only the opposite was said (she's a Wiccan.) A guy at school asked if she was Jewish. She replied that no, she was a Wiccan. HE then proceeded to yell at her for 'woshipping the devil.' only difference was she turned around and beat his ass :D
Czech_Zidane 14
Even if someone (not you, certainly) hates Jesus, it is HIS or HER life and no one has the right to chew them for that. I do not laugh at believers for "believing in something that does not exist" and I expect the believers to tolerate my choice and that I do not believe. Period :-)
shinedown00 4
You're very nice I would have bitch slapped her for being ignorant