Animals: Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/02/2010 11:16 - Canada

Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him… but I can hear him in the walls. FML

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By notmyrealname123 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML

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By susiedoggles - 05/11/2018 08:00 - United States - Milford

Today, getting home after a long day of work, my boyfriend came running out of the house. Being silly, I thought he was excited to see me. Nope - he was excited to show me the squirrel he shot. In the house. Apparently, we have house squirrels and a boatload of holes in the floor and couch. FML

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By upset - 25/10/2016 00:08

Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML

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By RaccoonFever - 10/01/2014 11:15 - United States - La Jolla

Today, I'm trapped in my apartment, due to the fact that five raccoons have decided to sit outside my only door and prevent me from getting out. Every time I look at one, they hiss at me. FML

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Gross

By Anonymous - 05/05/2014 21:03 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML

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Ratatouille

By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 08:02

Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML

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By rattness - 07/12/2010 19:12 - United States

Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML

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The sound of silence

By hearing too much - 03/11/2019 02:00

Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML

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By ghoul - 08/03/2011 11:32

Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML

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By Sarah1330 - 25/02/2015 04:33 - United States

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

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JackDark 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:05

He comes in the night, and he brings nuts...

pandorasnymph 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:03

scary

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eicyak 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 19:32

That cracked me up.

llamalover96 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 7:44

ah same thing happened to me what you have to do is lure it out then catch it with a garbage can and throw it out the window :) have fun

mentalheart 1

Monday 25 October 2010 1:15

Aww! Poor squirrel

zeffra13 31

Friday 29 May 2015 22:15

Why? It's very unlikely to be trapped. Rodents crawl in and out of walls all the time.

ChrissiPumpkin 10

Saturday 8 January 2011 23:18

What's really fun is having 5 cats trying to chase it in the walls. It's all fun and games until they start climbing on things and knocking stuff over.

alshclown 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 20:56

pff. that's nothing. I have squirrels and raccoons in my walls. get over it.

Jmalot 5

Wednesday 4 May 2011 3:37

so what thaats happened to me twice

lazylexi 6

Monday 15 April 2013 12:50

As opposed to those domesticated squirrels.

loveandwar 6

Monday 12 August 2013 17:16

happened to my friend too

UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Sunday 3 August 2014 17:22

He'll come out soon enough!

alfred_winklewof 8

Sunday 4 January 2015 2:43

HEY that squirrels in Canada I think it needs to apologize now

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