Today, a wasp ended up in the house. Normally, I'd just open a door to outside and run for cover, but my 3-year-old son was home, so I decided to be brave and kill it. It flew into the air vents. We're now playing wasp roulette every time we enter a room. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat, and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML
Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML
Today, my husband discovered a big wasp nest on the porch. Rather than spray it, he decided to suck up the wasps with the vacuum. He also did not empty it. I can see the still living wasps buzzing furiously inside the vacuum chamber and I'm scared to touch it. FML
Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, I walked into my son's room only to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, I was stung by a red wasp. While my husband heroically killed it, I, the person terrified of wasps after being swarmed as a child, collapsed, sobbed, screamed, and almost vomited from sheer terror. Give me snakes, spiders, insects galore and I am fine. Single flying asshole of doom and I turn into a child. FML
Today, after six weeks of dealing with various exterminators, my roommate and I were about to toast to what we were told was a wasp-free room. That's when we noticed several much smaller wasps flying around. Not only is our wasp problem not solved, but our room is a wasp breeding ground. FML
Today, I thought I'd patched up the hole in my window pretty well. That is, until I heard a buzzing noise in my room. There was a huge ass bee that somehow got inside and was trying to escape. I would've helped, but I'm terrified of bees, and I'm now afraid to enter my room. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
bella_nana347 23
There's only only solution. Get the gasoline, spread it everywhere and burn that house down. There is no other option
1010110100101101 18
The wasp owns the house now, get out while you're still alive
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (48)
OneShotOfEstus94 7
they actually won't bother you....
ConfusedCat 11
A wasps sole purpose in life is to be a dick. You think it won't hurt someone if it gets the chance???
moodyreallyrocks 27
Wow best of luck OP!
Iam20OrOlder 2
Now that i remember, I did see a brave wasp's kid today
Moskaaa7 26
You're so brave for not running away because of your kid!
zadee_fml 1
stop being such a baby, suck it up, jesus!
DoomedGemini 38
I think it's a bit rude to talk to Jesus like that. Though I suppose you just gotta say sorry and all is fine
writerchic85 26
It's just a wasp. Hit it with something.
Rei_Ayanami 18
Get an empty spray bottle, put about 2cm of soap like Dawn in the bottom of it and fill the rest with hot water, keep filling until most or all the bubbles on top are gone then put on the spray top. Use this solution to kill the wasp. Normally a wasp can survive in water and will not drown easily due to a protective oil it has. The soap works on them just like it does on cooking oil or grease and breaks their shield, allowing for them to drown. If you hit them with 1-2 good shots they will drown in just a couple seconds. I picked up this tip while living in Indiana for a few months during the summer a few years back. I have seen it in action and the results are fantastic. Good luck, OP, do your best to protect your home!
holly_fly 34
This would work, but the wasp has to come out first XD
chewsef 17
Just be aware in the future. The results might sting.
IorvethTheXolo 8
One wasp? Now, I'm no fan of wasps myself, but we can't even leave our door open in the summer without several of the bastards getting in and hovering around our biggest kitchen window. My only worry is that my youngest dog likes to bite at flying bugs and I wouldn't want him to be stung in the mouth or throat area, but dang, it helped me get over my wasp fears pretty quickly. Nothing like standing in your window, smacking at the dozen or so wasps in the window while your neighbor watches you, laughing hysterically because she's too far away to see what I'm smacking at.
Littlethings1 5
Honestly, the wasp will probably either stay in the vents and die a cold death, or it'll find another way outside. No worries OP!!