Today, a very intoxicated man came in to my workplace and bought 50 dollars worth of yogurt, talked about the fact that he shouldn't have to wear pants in public, then threw up all over the register. FML
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SiaJoy 19
OP here, I love all of the comments you have written :D I didn't think this would get published. But to answer some questions the puke did get all over my shirt, the man apologized to me before stumbling out of the store, and my boss let me leave early. I did not have to clean anything but myself. Maintenance took care of it and they shut down the register for a while to take of it. Thanks for the comments guys :D any questions feel free to message me.
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
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nash1991 20
At least he WAS wearing pants...
ScratchCatPower 32
I'm not sure how to react to this...
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Comments (58)
JayS421 10
your pretty gorgeous for a 61 year old
SiaJoy 19
OP here, I love all of the comments you have written :D I didn't think this would get published. But to answer some questions the puke did get all over my shirt, the man apologized to me before stumbling out of the store, and my boss let me leave early. I did not have to clean anything but myself. Maintenance took care of it and they shut down the register for a while to take of it. Thanks for the comments guys :D any questions feel free to message me.
MegasaurusRex89 28
Wow, what a nice boss. Not every boss would allow that. :) At least there's a small silver lining!
Jonkbaby 23
whens the wedding?
harrypotter4evur 15
"50 dollars worth of yogurt" XD
isnobodyhere 32
Yogurt and no pants party!!