Today, a very intoxicated man came in to my workplace and bought 50 dollars worth of yogurt, talked about the fact that he shouldn't have to wear pants in public, then threw up all over the register. FML
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SiaJoy 19
OP here, I love all of the comments you have written :D I didn't think this would get published. But to answer some questions the puke did get all over my shirt, the man apologized to me before stumbling out of the store, and my boss let me leave early. I did not have to clean anything but myself. Maintenance took care of it and they shut down the register for a while to take of it. Thanks for the comments guys :D any questions feel free to message me.
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Top comments
nash1991 20
At least he WAS wearing pants...
ScratchCatPower 32
I'm not sure how to react to this...
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Comments (58)
MrGibbs25 20
would say that is correct.
Cringey 18
I'll have what he was having.
thebosnian 11
Was there yogurt in the puke cause you know...that's my fetish.
ambersayshii123 17
love this lmfao
worldclassrager 41
I am not sure if it's a good thing he spent 50$ on yogurt it will progressively refill his stomach and with that much money spent he might not get as much alcohol later if he wants to get hammered again
Iguessithappens2 11
It happens..
Agoodperspn1990 11
I hate working at a grocery store and have drunk people come in and do the most stupid and annoying things in the store. Even worse when you have to be the one to deal with them or clean the shit up after them. Maine rocks for some interesting people! :l
ryannmichael 17
I really wanna know what he used the yogurt for...
Grauncho 27
Why do these things happen? I was not prepared for adult life.
codayday 11
At least you didn't have to clean it up?
RubixWar 8
Weird..