Today, a very intoxicated man came in to my workplace and bought 50 dollars worth of yogurt, talked about the fact that he shouldn't have to wear pants in public, then threw up all over the register. FML
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SiaJoy 19
OP here, I love all of the comments you have written :D I didn't think this would get published. But to answer some questions the puke did get all over my shirt, the man apologized to me before stumbling out of the store, and my boss let me leave early. I did not have to clean anything but myself. Maintenance took care of it and they shut down the register for a while to take of it. Thanks for the comments guys :D any questions feel free to message me.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
nash1991 20
At least he WAS wearing pants...
ScratchCatPower 32
I'm not sure how to react to this...
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Comments (58)
dutchy86 20
no pants.... no glory
Megatron_Griffin 25
This FML was crazy from the beginning to the end haha. I'm sorry that this happened to you OP, but I got a chuckle out of it
swanheart 35
Sorry about that, something about the heat drives me crazy!
dagarr 11
Hope when he puked it did not hit u
MakeTodayADTR 20
You gotta do what you gotta do when it comes to yogurt.
Norja 33
I'm sure you're not getting paid enough for that shit.
whassallt26 13
Was he drunk, or just a genius
NotDarkKnight 27
Considering yogurt is about 90 cents for one individual yogurt (at least where I live), the fact that he was shitfaced and managed to get that amount without pissing his pants, removing his pants, or bathing himself in yogurt in the middle of the store is quite impressive.
Meowfml 8
Sounds like the owner at the grocery store I work at.
Devtyro 14
Did you atleast help him take his pants off?