Miscellaneous: Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they... - FML

By doglover - 03/11/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML

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BenignScientists 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:04

Comedy gold! Still, FYL ...

Turnip_Girl 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:29

Aww, and your doggy didn't even get its treat. :(

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edward713 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 13:34

Look at it this way. At least you have proof that it was a high quality tv!

tmptmptmp 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 13:38

#114, i've got 3 small words for you. What. The. Hell!

deathsled 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 17:10

serves you right for buying a plasma, lol

heffinator 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 0:00

Best. FML. Ever.

BrookDarling 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 1:15

Haha. Thats really cute. :)

bugmenotmofo 34

Thursday 5 November 2009 1:57

HAHA! YDI for being a dog lover. Dogs are ******* retarded animals.

AsAlwaysAndrew 0

Friday 6 November 2009 3:05

Your a ******* retarded animal.

Ceidu 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 2:15

Yeah. I'm calling BULLSHIT on this one.

paulblankchoi 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 2:55

dogs don't see the same way we do, so the frequency at which a tv refreshes itself looks like a series of flashes to a dog. the dog was not running into the milkbone, your dog is just retarded and ran into a tv he knew was already there. put the thing out of it's misery.

Gloria0416 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 18:33

At least you know that the commercials are actually true; that the TV makes it seem like you're there! Hope the dog didn't get hurt.

ragsy 7

Thursday 5 November 2009 23:45

YDI for having a big ******* dog inside.

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