Miscellaneous: Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they... - FML

By doglover - 03/11/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML

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BenignScientists 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:04

Comedy gold! Still, FYL ...

Turnip_Girl 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:29

Aww, and your doggy didn't even get its treat. :(

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robotiick 12

Thursday 14 April 2011 0:24

I can already hear the whimpering and want a milk bone haha

wafflesgirl24 0

Friday 29 April 2011 5:13

Awwwwwwwwwwww the baby wanted a milkbone :3 too bad about the tv though :/

Goodnightfortoni_fml 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 0:10

That's one heavy dog.

chie 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 2:21

eww plasma tv glad it broke

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Monday 18 July 2011 2:04

Your dog is awesome! xD FYL though. :/

MatGag17895 11

Saturday 23 July 2011 16:58

Sue the ones who made the commercial XD

GamerMaster2041 12

Saturday 23 July 2011 17:27

Sue that commercial

lucy9897 6

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:10

To be quite honest, I think most dogs are smarter than you.

Seastone 9

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:12

Yeah, because there is no difference between the responsibility of owning a dog and the responsibility of adopting a child. And no cost difference either. Idiot.

jackcandle 10

Saturday 23 July 2011 19:11

Freaking funny!To bad about your TV though.

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