Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I know him but I'd forgotten his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask for his name when he probably expected me to know it, so, thinking I was clever, I said, "How do you spell your name again?" His name is Rob. FML
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Today, I was entering a guy's number into my phone, and I couldn't remember his name. Embarrassed, I tried to be sneaky and asked, "Can you spell your name for me, please?" His name is Bob. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML
Today, I went on a lunch date with a guy I used to work with. When the conversation got dry, I asked him if he went by “Chris” or “Christopher” these days. His name is Daniel. My brain knew my mistake as I said it. Just when I thought the silence couldn’t get more awkward. FML
Today, at work, we've just hired a new load of people. As an icebreaker, we were paired up randomly and told to learn about our partner so that we can introduce them to the group. I got matched up with someone I've worked with for 4 months. Mid-conversation, I blurted out "I don't know your name." FML
Today, while not feeling well at work, I had to finish up some papers. I was so out of it, I couldn't remember how to spell my name. I had to improvise by pronouncing each syllable of my name out loud. My boss now thinks I'm a dumbass. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store and saw a guy I thought I recognized. I walked up to him and said, “Hey, are you so-and-so from high school?” He looked at me blankly and said, “Nope, don’t know you.” To cover up my embarrassment, I blurted out, “Well, you should! I was the funniest person in our class!” He stared at me for a second before replying, “OK, I’m calling security.” FML
Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML
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spoo 24
I always play the "how old are you?". "I dont believe you", "prove it, show me your license". Flattery makes people blind :)
georgejameson 0
Meh - I know a Robb or two. You could have made a semi graceful recovery - "Thought so, but my (fake) cousin has an extra 'b' in his".
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Comments (190)
jncwmnd 0
that made me LOL i agree with #22..there are a number of ways you could've saved yourself from that one..you're not one of those quick thinkers though are ya? o.O
hawkloverr 0
someone did that to me it was funny
Lia_Mackenzie 4
Hahahahahaha! I've never had that fail on me! If it's a name like Rob, usually I'll follow up with, "Okay, just checking - I've seen, like, five different spellings of that." If they ask me to elaborate, I pull something out...lol I'm definitely gonna remember that...and good trick, #1!
hawkloverr 0
#22 his full name prbly wasnt robbie..more like robert or robin
Fahad_fml 0
this isnt even an FML
misssweetie 0
#23 has the right idea. Kinda mean but, hey, you do what you gotta do :)
tWitt3rBuG 0
Just a thought, you can continue a conversation without mentioning someones name? Or politely ask for it by saying, "you totally got me off guard, sorry your name slipped my mind" but reiterate that you know them! Just a thought but hey, it happens!
fuckmyl1f333 0
yeah i was thinking what #23 said, just laugh say i know, i meant what is your last name?
BaldOuting 0
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mattmag 0
It could be Robb. I'm sure someone must spell it that way.