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Today, a customer was paying for his food. As he placed the money in my hand, he said, "Careful, those coins are sticky." I asked why. He replied, "You know, male stuff." FML

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To everyone concerned: Yes, I washed my hands afterwards. Also, I couldn't refuse the money since my boss was nearby and watching my every move.

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junkman6 22

I guess we found out what happened after the visit to the mint.

Michael903 18

What a jerk off!

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Comments (147)

mustabee 5

use them as change for your next customer

LowExpectations 30

You sick bastard. One victim is just one too many in this FML.

DishnobFruitCum 5

Boy... sick.

metmimo 8

Ewww

JatemG 1

Gross

niftyismybitch 21

you should've replied "I know exactly what you mean mint boy."

Jasmeent11 15

Well there's liars, and then there's honest people.. In this case, I can just about guess which of the two you'd have preferred.

Larry01_fml 19

I guess he gets turned on by coins too

yscpunkchick 14

I'm not usually one for violence but I would have chucked those nasty coins at his head.

cakefete2 30

I can totally see that in a Clorox commercial. Just need the voice over at the end saying "for life's bleachable moments".

BFons 19

I hope you washed your hands