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Today, a customer was paying for his food. As he placed the money in my hand, he said, "Careful, those coins are sticky." I asked why. He replied, "You know, male stuff." FML

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To everyone concerned: Yes, I washed my hands afterwards. Also, I couldn't refuse the money since my boss was nearby and watching my every move.

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I guess we found out what happened after the visit to the mint.

What a jerk off!

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CreepInTheCorner 11

Hopefully he meant "mail"...

That's disgusting... Types of people you have to deal with...

I guess that was the most money he had ever "cum" across... See what I did there?

that wouldn't have been a good thing to tell him, what if the guy complained? OP would've been fired!

Must be the mint guy

You know, disgusting stuff.

His girlfriend thinks he only gets a hard on when he sees money, but I guess there's more to the story.

tehdarkness 21

I hope he was jk!

yobatchofcookies 8

Sorry for the inconvenience OP. Some people are just cocky these days.

Hopefully he means he's a messy eater and got something sticky on the coins...