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Today, a customer was paying for his food. As he placed the money in my hand, he said, "Careful, those coins are sticky." I asked why. He replied, "You know, male stuff." FML

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To everyone concerned: Yes, I washed my hands afterwards. Also, I couldn't refuse the money since my boss was nearby and watching my every move.

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junkman6 22

I guess we found out what happened after the visit to the mint.

Michael903 18

What a jerk off!

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Comments (147)

happysoul 4

That's nasty you should of threw it back at him

OddFuturesPupil 5

Woah...how did that get there in the first place?! No wonder my friend carries sanitizer everywhere with her...

shinikageWolf 15

See a dime, cover it in your man slime.

pandasaresocute 21

Gross.

poor_gurll1198 17

Thank god for purell