Love, Neighbours and Fight: Through the wall

Through the wall

By Jeynna - 08/05/2021 00:01

Today, I bumped into my next door neighbor. She said, "Not for nothing, but I heard you fighting with your boyfriend last night, you're pretty harsh on him." I don't have a boyfriend, I was just drunk and castigating myself. FML

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Ambrily 27

Saturday 8 May 2021 1:23

OP, maybe you should seek help. We're you hurting yourself physically, or just with words? Either way, maybe a therapist would help you better than alcohol does.

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Ambrily 27

Saturday 8 May 2021 1:23

OP, maybe you should seek help. We're you hurting yourself physically, or just with words? Either way, maybe a therapist would help you better than alcohol does.