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By FML1994 - 14/06/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, my family was discussing the new rules of the house we are moving into. They told my sister she couldn't have any boys in her room. They didn't tell me I couldn't have any girls in my room. Even my parents think I can't get a girlfriend. FML

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By goodbyeadulthood - 09/09/2019 06:00

Today, my parents told me that from now on I have to share a room with my 9-year-old sister. She already called top bunk. I'm 20. FML

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By AllieG33 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Albuquerque

Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML

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By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML

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By I'm grown, damnit! - 21/06/2023 18:00

Today, my mom won't let me have the extra hotel room she booked all to myself, even though it's just me, her, and my sister. Basically I can share a room with her or with my sister, but I can't be alone. I'm 23. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2023 02:00 - United States

Today, my brother and his girlfriend are fighting about something they agreed on YEARS ago. Every couple of months this argument comes back and his girlfriend changes the rules or the definition. I can’t believe she gonna become my sister-in-law. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2020 01:04 - Iraq - Basrah

Today, I found out that if my husband and I move to another country to live, then his mom and sister will live with us too. I'm already living with them because of societal traditions. I like them and everything, but I really need some privacy. FML

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By Not Amish FFS - 17/05/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML

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By notthe1punchinglittlegirls - 01/07/2017 14:00

Today, I was visiting my in-laws and sharing a room with my husband's 17-year-old sister. Later that night she and her brother of 24 years started fist-fighting over an air mattress and I had to pull them off each other. The brother later berated me with, "You can't handle any pressure!" FML

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Great parenting

By not my responsibility - 05/10/2021 07:59

Today, my sister is upset that I won’t upturn my entire life by letting her kids stay at my house 4-5 days a week. She decided to move in with her boyfriend after one month, before even introducing him to her kids. Now he’s decided he doesn’t like the kids, so she wants me to keep them. FML

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CassandraBear93 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:03

Thats just how parents are, way more protective over their "little girl" when it comes to the opposite sex

Minorchord 4

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:05

Maybe they specifically aren't forbidding you to have girls in your room...

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danisawesomerthe 0

Monday 15 June 2009 21:59

But if you do get a girlfriend...... :)

lolzforfun228 3

Monday 15 June 2009 22:55

parents are usually more protective of daughters than sons.

shotgunner2 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:47

hahahaha you must be a total loser for your parents to know you can't get a girl

dg72592_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 3:21

how is that FML? most parents are overprotective of their girls and let their boys do whatever they want

ArtandLove 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 3:27

Maybe they just think your sister's a ****, or that you can have all the sex you want.

newguy12 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 5:15

yeah, maybe they're totally ok with u getting laid. don't complain about that.

iSING 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 6:06

its okay...your only 15

mclaxin1115 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 17:55

why are you complaining about this? the world is your oyster!

caligirl742 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:14

umm maybe its becasue parents are generally more protective over girls. its not a bad thing. your sister has a reason to complain. you dont.

IAmBridgette 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 6:41

Actually, I don't think parents care if their son has a girl over. I know my parents don't. You have no reason to complain. Find a nice girl. :]

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Today, I went to the doctor for the second time, because I've had a cough for about six weeks. In my first appointment, the nurse said it was just allergies and condescendingly gave me a brochure with a recipe for salt water. Turns out it's pneumonia. FML

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Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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Today, I was on the phone with my diet coach. I was telling her how I lost 3 pounds this week. I was saying this while eating a bag of chips, a beer in my hand and cooking a 3-meat pizza. FML

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