Are you kidding me?
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Kansas City, United States
The more you know
Today, while at the zoo, I found out that the rhinos there can pee backwards, while standing directly behind one. FML
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Boardacon 5
Two peeing FMLs in a row. What are the odds?
MoronsAccount1 12
Everyone's getting pissed on today. I almost feel left out.
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addioty 19
Is someone acting pissy?
x_the_lancer_x 13
Wow that sucks but a partial YDI because you didn't think ahead in case one broke wind/shat, which may also splatter you.
LukeE45 10
what kinda zoo lets you get that close?! or is the spray just that powerful?
MrsPegg 45
Exactly what I was thinking. When I read it, I pictured OP getting slammed with a jet spray of rhino piss.
goldenturtlez 7
Well shows how much you know about rhino anatomy. And I've perfected the art of peeing backwards, and planning to compete in the Olympics in that event. I'm worried about that in Russia... Cold...
blueskiess 6
HOW CAN YOU NOW KNOW THAT?!?
MadAsian 2
Why were you standing behind a rhino
HeartOfLead 24
If birds can shit backwards...
Puffy555 2
You must have been pissed
brewmasterg 34
I like how you say 'rhinos there' like it is something that those rhinos have specialized in. You don't stand behind wild animals. It's just bad news.
worldclassrager 41
Well I think after reading this and about the parrots I'll stay clear of animals unless I can't avoid it...