Are you kidding me?
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Kansas City, United States
The more you know
Today, while at the zoo, I found out that the rhinos there can pee backwards, while standing directly behind one. FML
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Boardacon 5
Two peeing FMLs in a row. What are the odds?
MoronsAccount1 12
Everyone's getting pissed on today. I almost feel left out.
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bobak_can_ani 7
Cows are the same. Just in case you didn't know and stood behind one.
CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16
Damn nature you scary.. :)
StefanKa 23
I wish humans could do that. That way you could stand with your back against the balcony railing, socialize with other guests and pee at once with nobody noticing... Scratch that, I don't really want it to be like this at all.
Fuhkyoo 17
if it was a male rhino he was probably tucking it, just sayin.
rt156 16
Thank you for the warning op
shanannygians07 28
They spray poop backwards too! I saw a lady taking a picture once and she got splattered
breakinlegs 19
not only can they pee backwards they must be able to pee a long ways! its not like they let u stand right next to it
anonymous12586 5
haha that's why I NEVER go to the zoo
JordynnLOL 11
Those are some ******* talented Rhinos.
TrinityisLife 22
I'm just wondering why you were standing behind a rhino. O_O Please say there was a superstrong steel fence between you two.