Are you kidding me?
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Kansas City, United States
The more you know
Today, while at the zoo, I found out that the rhinos there can pee backwards, while standing directly behind one. FML
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Boardacon 5
Two peeing FMLs in a row. What are the odds?
MoronsAccount1 12
Everyone's getting pissed on today. I almost feel left out.
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Boardacon 5
Two peeing FMLs in a row. What are the odds?
evilplatypus 39
We should petition the mods to move the parrot FML so we can have a hat trick.
perdix 31
114:1. Next question?
Boardacon 5
Three consecutive FMLs on bowel movements? Ah, if only life was that grand.
perdix 31
#20, bladders aren't bowels.
Boardacon 5
Waste then
LordoftheOcelots 10
Hey OP! that's no way to describe your wife
evilplatypus 39
Since birds urinate and defecate in the same splort, it would be three urine stories in a row.
marykaitlyn 10
Rough!
\ 28
Sandpaper!
roza043 14
360 degree penis
kakarot2 11
thats a circle... im sure you mean 180
DWordHead16 19
Hahahah thanks for that image. 360 no scope piss sprinkler. Oh dear god that'd be awful. I'd hope that no one's piss can do a 360... You'd literally have to have a cup on your privates every time you pee 0.o
roza043 14
Who said that it can't pee in a circle?
brebabee793 13
animals sure know how to piss people off sometimes lol
Treveyon56 14
In this case OP was both pissed off and piss on.
noobsatin 19
now you can take the great smell of the zoo with you.
toneeangel 22
Thats a pissie situation srry op
Spider_Web 11
That doesn't even make sense
MoronsAccount1 12
Everyone's getting pissed on today. I almost feel left out.
brookieh 12
so parrots shit horizontally and rhinos piss backwards? I've learned two new things today
perdix 31
Good thing it wasn't a parrot! That shit woulda hurt!
jjander69 11
Dang that would suck, they should put signs up warning of that.
goldenturtlez 7
WARNING
RandomRaveDude 10
They do at my local zoo. "Warning, Rhinoceros can spray urine 7-10 feet behind them!"