Are you kidding me?
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Kansas City, United States
The more you know
Today, while at the zoo, I found out that the rhinos there can pee backwards, while standing directly behind one. FML
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Boardacon 5
Two peeing FMLs in a row. What are the odds?
MoronsAccount1 12
Everyone's getting pissed on today. I almost feel left out.
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sour_sweet_gone 14
Hey if anyone wants to chat message me!!! :)
honeymoonroyale 20
Exact same thing happened with my mom from a lion at the circus... Something you just never forget no matter how much you try lol. Sorry, OP.
Emillllllllllie 7
Never stand behind a rhino. Got it.
piworld4 5
Don't we learn new things every day
WhiteCrimson 23
Wow what a wet mess. Ironic enough Animal planet and Nat Geo always catches an rhino taking a dump or a piss. Tune in some time. Might amaze you what you learn lol. FYL OP
fuckit_oo 10
What a day at the zoo ..
skyeyez9 25
I imagine its like being sprayed with the force of a firehose. And then OP standing there, gagging and soaked in rhino pee.
aintlifeapain 21
That rhino has a damn good aim.
spearmintllama 6
Just FYI, mares do that, too, so for this and many other reasons obvious to everyone except those living in maybe West Virginia, stand clear of the critter vag.
Coolet90 7
most zoos put a sign up saying "caution rhinos mark their territory...". if u missed the sign well I would be standing on the business end of an animal... js