Cats and Love: The GOAT

The GOAT

By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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Make your mind up

By rollercoaster - 25/10/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Rockville Centre

Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

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By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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Time doesn't always heal

By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 09:30 - Israel - Ramat Gan

Today, exactly two years to the date when I thought my dream had came true when my partner surprised me with a kitten. Except two weeks later we had to give him away because my partner was too anxious about the cat destroying any of his stuff. I'm still heartbroken. FML

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You got mail

By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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heartlessagony 0

Monday 15 March 2010 20:05

At least you're not with him anymore.

spicayyy 0

Monday 15 March 2010 20:04

fyl

Comments

KurouTenshi 0

Monday 15 March 2010 21:01

at least now you know he only wanted your pussy!!

letmeinplease 0

Monday 15 March 2010 21:02

Well, he broke up with you, not the cat. You don't often hear of people 'breaking up' with pets. Is your cat a boy or girl, OP? Cause if it's a girl, it probably likes him more. Girl cats are ****** like that.

AdoliscA1 0

Monday 15 March 2010 21:03

lmao!! not because of the breakup, sorry for that. but what an ass seriously you will do better.

maskedman 9

Monday 15 March 2010 21:08

Silver lining: taking the cat back is the ultimate revenge for him breaking up with you. Breaking his game console might work as well.

BbYhRtLsS 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 0:32

**** that! If my ex broke my 360 for payback I'd break his face.

maskedman 9

Tuesday 16 March 2010 3:47

Obviously.

Gymnastman 0

Monday 15 March 2010 21:11

Your bf sounds like a wimp if he started crying right away without some sort of argument

freemoneyman 0

Monday 15 March 2010 21:31

animals, don't ever let any1 take them from u

geordieboysgirl 0

Monday 15 March 2010 21:49

Bet you $50 he's gay.

Bro_Namath 0

Monday 15 March 2010 21:53

He prolly wasnt in love in the first place.. effortless sex > ... good to see he went back to the bro lifestyle of slayin slam pieces

savanna415 0

Monday 15 March 2010 22:00

it was her cat to begin with...

gravityplanx 0

Monday 15 March 2010 22:02

So maybe I'm reading this wrong... but you said you GAVE it to him. People don't usually give their own pets away as gifts, so I'm assuming this was a kitten you bought for him. That means that cat was his the entire time and never really belonged to you. Then when you guys decide to break up, you decide to steal his pet? Yes... you paid for it. But it doesn't sound like it's yours to take at this point.

meepmeep_fml 0

Monday 15 March 2010 23:22

She didn't say she GAVE it to him. It's more likely that they had been living together for a while, and he thought for some reason that he would get to keep the cat. I'd say she's perfectly justified in taking the cat with her.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 3:42

#77 Were you born a moron or did this happen over time?? It's HER CAT, as she said in the FML!! Some wanker living with her for a bit then deciding to leave and expecting he gets to keep HER pet does NOT qualify as her "gifting him the cat"!!