Miscellaneous: That one friend

That one friend

By LeftOut - 13/04/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2024 06:00 - United States - West Chester

Today, I got dumped by a friend because she said I was "too much." She's treated me like shit and basically ignored me at times since the beginning of the school year, in favor of hanging out with another friend. I guess years of friendship really can disappear overnight. FML

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By leena - 23/02/2016 00:55 - United States - Encinitas

Today, my two best friends that I've known since middle school broke up. I'm glad I'm no longer a third wheel but now they won't talk to each other and both use me to complain about the other. FML

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By ohhhjaymo13 - 05/02/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 17:00 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML

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By JinsNeck.exe - 19/01/2021 19:02 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, after knowing my friendship group for 9 years, who were like my family, I found out that they actually hate me and have been trying to get me to go away for 5 years. When I left, they laughed at me, argued with me and their exact last words were, "K bye" and then kicked me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2020 11:01

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML

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By 27musiclover - 16/08/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2025 18:00 - China - Shanghai

Today, I broke ties with a friend of mine. She said I was her only friend and asked me not to interact with others normally. I'd had enough, and asked her not to bother me again. Then I found out that everyone liked her better and left me alone for lunch, even though she's a gaslighter. FML

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You deserved it 106

What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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You deserved it 4 114

Stereotypes

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 09:42 - United States

Today, my friends and I noticed that people, no matter what stereotype, pretty much all have the same type of friends: the mean one, the funny one, etc., and started naming off the people in our group who fit into those personalities. We got to the token fat one, everyone looked at me and stopped talking. FML

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Monday 13 April 2009 12:16

Aww, it's alright, I'm also that person. Honestly, who wants friends and all their drama :) And shall I say "first" to annoy people?

valuemeal2 1

Monday 13 April 2009 12:22

Ugh. I've been that person before, and it sucks. FYL.

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hahah808 0

Monday 13 April 2009 20:53

i was that person freshman year. i'm sorry :/

mark_my_words 0

Monday 13 April 2009 20:57

that was too random to be real. im calling on bs on this one.

vee_baby 0

Monday 13 April 2009 20:59

I haven't read through the other comments yet, but I need to just say that my bs radar is going off right now. You stole this from Dane Cook's stand-up. Is your name "Oh, **** Brian's coming"?

iebabe 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:00

i have never been that person.. i've just never been liked by many!! and some ppl would call them haters!!! so say **** you and Show them who you ARe!! :] which is totally better than their immaturity.. wait i do have friends.. lol.. just to clear that up.. obviously they werent your real friends.. dust off hun and keep it movin DUECES

liserrr 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:09

i agree #3 ... Dane Cook joke for sure. but if this is true, why be friends with them?

AlexanderC 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:17

Find better friends then when your "best friend of 12 years" sees you are happy with your new friends and wants to be your friend again tell him/her to **** off.