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Today, I found out that while I see a therapist for my trust issues, my husband sleeps with our nanny. FML
Today, I found out that while I see a therapist for my trust issues, my husband sleeps with our nanny. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé has been sleeping with his therapist behind my back. If that wasn't bad enough on its own, I'd talked him into starting therapy six months ago to help with his mental health troubles, and have been mostly paying for it. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, after finding out that I'd slept with our married neighbor, I found out my husband had slept with him too as revenge. FML
Today, I caught my husband making out with our nanny. I had hired her in the first place because I didn’t see her as a threat. She’s 19 year-old chubby girl with glasses. Is he out of his goddamn mind? FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
Today, I found out that my husband read my journal behind my back when he got mad over something I'd written in it. This is the same journal that my therapist told me to keep, to help me get past my trust issues. FML
Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML
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Top comments
mms1021 0
umm I wouldn't be calling him my husband anymore.
ChubEchaser 0
I would then be seeing a therapist for anger management!
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Comments (148)
angrynegro7 16
Ironic, no?
kekelala3 0
you're husband is SUCH a help...
HollywoodKaos 0
dump the husband!
satanrapesjesus 0
that can't be true....
ohSNAPyall 27
That's cold! :(
ohSNAPyall 27
A nanny is a full-time sitter, not someone OP calls for an hour or two a week when she goes to therapy. OP probably works full-time and goes to therapy once a week during a lunch break or something. The therapy sessions aren't the reason for the OP's hiring the nanny.
lvanlier 0
sleep with the pool boy
sedvus 0
Oh, the irony
aedans1momma 0
ugh. that's so sick, wouldn't be my husband anymore and find a new nanny.
mrjude 3
What a wise man! He's skipping the middle man (err, woman) - you. Now he can do something that makes kids with someone that takes care of them. Rather win-win for him, isn't it?