Thanksgiving is such a special time of year

By emilyta - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband threw up in the shower after drinking almost a whole bottle of wine. The shower won't drain now. Happy Thanksgiving. FML
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emilyta_fml 0

I don't drink much and he wanted to have drunk sex. Lol fail on him.

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hansbo 6

am I the only one reacting to the fact that he threw up after one bottle of wine?

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Zaffro 8

Thanks to my rugby team a bottle of Rose wine can now disappear in about 16 seconds... I don't want to see what my liver looks like.

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ToxicxKitten 9

Silly American, it's not Thanksgiving, it's Thursday!

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Sillydeadperson 17

The reason she said 'Happy Thanksgiving' is because this (the FML) event happened just in time for our thanksgiving. Also, Thanksgiving for us takes place today, the fourth Thursday in November, as opposed to your Thanksgiving, which takes place on the second Monday in October.

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carathemermaid 3

What a light weight! Not even ONE bottle???

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sarahsrainbow 4

Lol, I'm 14 (female) and am fine after one bottle on an empty stomach... But poor you... At least it's only once a year!!!

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XavierMedina 0

Aren't you too young to be drinking wine.

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DanielleinDC 33

Well, tell your darling husband that he can clean his mess up.

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legresley85 1

Yes. this guys a loser because he's not an alcoholic? Maybe he was depressed about something and decided to get wasted. He paid the price and that doesn't work anyway. Problems are still there in the morning.

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