Thanksgiving is such a special time of year

By emilyta - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband threw up in the shower after drinking almost a whole bottle of wine. The shower won't drain now. Happy Thanksgiving. FML
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I don't drink much and he wanted to have drunk sex. Lol fail on him.

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hansbo 6

am I the only one reacting to the fact that he threw up after one bottle of wine?

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mommabear0823 12

Some people's bodies just don't handle alcohol well, after a drink or two I'm pretty tipsy depending on the drink, give me vodka and I'm done for the night. Point being maybe he holds different alcohol better than wine.

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bigtaytay 13

Look at the bright side: u now have a second bathtub

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oh_your_god 15

If he's going to drink like a 14 year old girl, he better clean up the ******* mess that comes with it.

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Enslaved 36

The worst hangover of my life was after having a few glasses of Pinot Grigio. For some reason the sugar in wine gets into your blood stream much quicker than hard liquor. A little wine goes along way, to **** you up. Maybe that's /one/ reason winos choose that to drink.(:

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tsmit 4

Is anyone thinking about how thanksgiving only just started..

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SkardeyKat 3

It's technically been Thanksgiving since midnight...

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OfficeNinja 5

Nothing a plumbing snake can't fix. Then the real FML begins - of all the tools in a home depot, the snake is by far the nastiest.

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