Today, I had a violent coughing fit while at the store, which caused a lady to think I was choking, grab me from behind and start doing the Heimlich maneuver incorrectly. She broke two of my ribs. FML
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Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML
Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML
Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML
Today, I was sitting in the break room at work eating lunch when I started to choke. My face turned red and tears began welling up in my eyes. Two of my coworkers were there. They began to argue over who would have to give me the Heimlich maneuver rather than helping. FML
Today, I mistook a coworker’s laughter for choking and performed the Heimlich maneuver on them in the break room. They weren’t choking, but now they’re afraid to laugh near me. FML
Today, a child was choking in the store I work at. He was alone in the aisle, so I started the Heimlich without his parents' permission. After dislodging what was caught, his mother turned the corner and went screaming to my manager for touching her kid. I got a write up. FML
Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML
Today, I was helping an old lady at my job. While I was in mid-sentence, she coughed wet phlegm directly into my mouth. It tasted vile and caused me to have a panic attack while working. FML
Today, I fractured two ribs from coughing. My doctor told me to stop coughing, or I would fracture them more. I have bronchitis. FML
Today, while dining at a restaurant I heard a women choking. I immediately ran to her, wrapped my arms around her and started giving her abdominal thrusts. She freed herself and slapped me. Turns out she wasn't choking, she was just laughing. FML
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ripgeorgecarl1n 7
True, but the Hemmlich is done to get the person choking to cough. OP was already coughing so that lady should have never started the Hemmlich maneuver.
RobboXD 5
I know right! the bitch totally deserves it I mean come on who does she think she is going around trying to save peoples lives. -.-'... OP although this is unfortunate and I do feel sorry for you I hope you don't press charges, she was honestly just trying to help.
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Comments (326)
nickbw 0
Firstly, if you were coughing everyone should know that you DO NOT NEED a heimlich! Second, a heimlich should NOT but may break ribs when done right. FYL
nickbw 0
I didn't say YDI, i said F your life.. what is there to get?
Baby2000 0
dumbb bitch ahahaha
G00DA 0
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PhillyFox 0
Obviously whoever did that was not trained in first aid, or at least not trained well (well duh if she did it incorrectly in the first place, right?) If you can cough, you can breathe. As if that isn't drilled into your head in CPR/First Aid class. Therefore the Heimlich Maneuver was unnecessary. Maybe you can press charges and make her pay your medical bills.
legendary242 5
Wow that lady is retarded
grdianknight 0
she just wanted an excuse to hold you, lollipop. but seriously, they also tell you in fa/CPR classes you ask a victim if they're choking
bigbadtim 7
She broke 2 ribs? She must be really strong, or you need to drink more milk.
enonymous 9
You might want to check your wallet too. Your ribs might not be the only thing that goes broke from her. Also by her breaking your ribs I bet you stopped coughing. You should thank her as she clearly went above and beyond to help you
john7h567hgrd 0
When people are coughing you don't do it... its only when you can't make a sound.