Transportation: Thanks!

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 13:54 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML

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Same thing different taste

Completely soaking

By wet and sad - 15/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML

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You deserved it 157

By soaked - 31/08/2009 13:05 - United States

Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML

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You deserved it 2 741

By Mr. King - 16/03/2016 08:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, whilst walking past a large pond-sized puddle, a double decker bus and a van slowed and drove around the puddle so as not to splash me. Thinking luck was on my side, I began walking more confidently, only for a tiny Smart car to come hurtling past, causing a huge wave of water to hit me. FML

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You deserved it 1 816

By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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You deserved it 22 348

By shaft2112 - 03/12/2015 20:19 - Germany - Emsdetten

Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML

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You deserved it 1 449

Classic prank

By CelibateHero - 05/10/2013 06:31 - United States - Notre Dame

Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

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You deserved it 3 503

By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

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You deserved it 255 579

By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 01:26 - United States - Washington

Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML

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You deserved it 4 399

By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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You deserved it 4 174

By seriously?? - 04/02/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

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You deserved it 2 838

tylercoffman420 19

Thursday 20 August 2015 6:55

what a dick call the bus company and report his ass

apineapple 40

Thursday 20 August 2015 6:54

How rude!

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bwoolf96 21

Thursday 20 August 2015 7:09

That sucks but think of it this way: at least you don't drive busses for a living!

tehdarkness 21

Thursday 20 August 2015 7:09

Ugh, hope the day gets better!

SK8WITME 19

Thursday 20 August 2015 7:14

always sucks when something like this happens. I can relate

jansdrs 19

Thursday 20 August 2015 7:16

Screw him.

sophiehelen 32

Thursday 20 August 2015 7:16

Pretty sure that's against the law, in the UK anyway

chaseafterwind82 29

Thursday 20 August 2015 7:38

'I'd tell you to go to hell, but you're a bus driver so I can see you're already there.'

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 20 August 2015 7:53

And he didn't even pick you up? Isn't that against bus protocol?

Captain_Debilos_fml 13

Thursday 20 August 2015 8:05

maybe you were too dirty to go on the bus so he let you dry here

DragonScales 2

Thursday 20 August 2015 8:09

Føler med deg

badassmf1234 22

Thursday 20 August 2015 8:32

Sounds like the bus drivers in my city too

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Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago. FML

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Thanks!

Same thing different taste

Completely soaking

Classic prank

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